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« Reply #125 on: April 19, 2012, 11:58:12 PM »


Bwahahahahaha~! Grin
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« Reply #126 on: June 22, 2012, 11:22:49 AM »

about:robots in Firefox:

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« Reply #127 on: June 22, 2012, 11:45:26 AM »

Easter Eggs rule until people get grumpy about "undocumented code".
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« Reply #128 on: June 22, 2012, 04:59:51 PM »

One beer shortens our life by two minutes.
One cigarette shortens our life by five minutes.
One fried meal shortens our life by ten minutes.
By my calculations I should be dead in 1907!!!
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« Reply #129 on: June 28, 2012, 07:59:39 AM »




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« Reply #130 on: June 28, 2012, 09:27:25 AM »

I hadn't seen this image of these birds used for this before.
EU economic trickle-down effect



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« Reply #131 on: June 30, 2012, 09:14:06 AM »

not even a joke, but real life:





from http://www.flickr.com/photos/knowprose/7472143792/

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« Reply #132 on: July 01, 2012, 03:27:51 AM »

^ very droll. I want some of that gum. I notice it says "Artificial flavour" too - perfect!
I googled it and found it and other novelty gums are on sale here.

Over at jobsearch.about.com, they have an article about how to impress the interviewer:
The Interview Advantage - How to Use Nonverbal Communication to Impress, which includes the tips:
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...use breath mint (before you enter the building).
...smile and nod (at appropriate times) when the interviewer is talking, but, don't overdo it. Don't laugh unless the interviewer does first.
How nice.
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« Reply #133 on: July 10, 2012, 03:58:02 PM »

I am certain that I have met this particular chicken:
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« Reply #134 on: July 14, 2012, 11:48:29 AM »

A man comes back home after one year of work abroad.
Of course he is very happy to see his wife again but he is also worried about her marital fidelity.
She says: "My dear, at last you are here again! You can't realize how much I have suffered because of your absence... I have spent all that endless time living alone, in a deep solitude, waiting patiently and faithfully for you... what a pain to lie every night in our bed, alone with my tears, without someone who comforted me...".
The man feels better now.
When it's night, of course they make sex and they do it very noisily.
From the other side of the wall a neighbor screams:
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« Reply #135 on: July 14, 2012, 12:25:38 PM »


From an actual SF book collection:

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Time Ended. Yesterday.
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« Reply #136 on: July 16, 2012, 09:27:42 AM »

why super hero's are not seen online:


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« Reply #137 on: July 18, 2012, 07:08:27 AM »



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« Reply #138 on: July 20, 2012, 04:36:30 PM »

why did the chicken cross the road, version 2:







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« Reply #139 on: July 21, 2012, 03:40:04 AM »

Moore's Law +1   

My addendum to Moore's law: The gadget/feature/price we laugh at now will be standard in 2 years
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« Reply #140 on: July 23, 2012, 06:22:33 AM »

Just came across this:

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« Reply #141 on: December 01, 2012, 08:17:25 AM »

Firefoxy man:

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« Reply #142 on: December 01, 2012, 01:19:49 PM »

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« Reply #143 on: February 09, 2013, 08:35:17 AM »

being a good daddy must include to play with your children.
This guy is clearly giving it a successful try:




In the attached zip container you can find 27 more pictures of the same kind:

* creative dad and daughters.zip (1987.06 KB - downloaded 90 times.)

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« Reply #144 on: February 15, 2013, 02:56:43 PM »

As a joke, this one is of course way too slow & long
However, it was not meant to be a joke,
but a birthday present for the (Danish) (acting) (human) siblings' mother.


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVwlMVYqMu4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVwlMVYqMu4</a>



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« Reply #145 on: February 15, 2013, 03:55:04 PM »

Moore's Law +1   

My addendum to Moore's law: The gadget/feature/price we laugh at now will be standard in 2 years

Addendum A:
If we don't get it in 2 years, we don't get it until TWENTY years. This is 2013 remember? Some of this stuff was dreamed up with the advent of the web in 1993.  Angry
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« Reply #146 on: February 16, 2013, 12:10:52 PM »

As a joke, this one is of course way too slow & long

well it had me laughing Kiss
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« Reply #147 on: February 27, 2013, 05:39:02 PM »

The scandal is all over northern Europe at the moment,
oh, they were so offended by the meat not being all cow...
every teen girl is crying and crying out loud: "they are eating horses!"
Now it turns out, they all were wrong from the very beginning!
They really should have been grateful, but they totally missed it;
It was never merely horse meat, no, it was  Unicorn !!  ohmy




Sorry, it is late at night, and I really should be fast asleep.  embarassed
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« Reply #148 on: February 27, 2013, 07:16:06 PM »

One of my (female) clients huh sent me this link:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKej-pLoLc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKej-pLoLc</a>
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« Reply #149 on: February 27, 2013, 09:56:24 PM »

The scandal is all over northern Europe at the moment,
oh, they were so offended by the meat not being all cow...
every teen girl is crying and crying out loud: "they are eating horses!"
Now it turns out, they all were wrong from the very beginning!
They really should have been grateful, but they totally missed it;
It was never merely horse meat, no, it was  Unicorn !!  ohmy

 (see attachment in previous post)
Sorry, it is late at night, and I really should be fast asleep.  embarassed


Look at where the "Rainbow" is. Now think of the song "Double Rainbow"!  ohmy

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