The scandal is all over northern Europe at the moment,
oh, they were so offended by the meat not being all cow
every teen girl is crying and crying out loud: "they are eating horses!"
Now it turns out, they all were wrong from the very beginning!
They really should have been grateful, but they totally missed it;
It was never merely horse meat, no, it was Unicorn !!
Sorry, it is late at night, and I really should be fast asleep.