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CodeTRUCKER:
Ever made up a joke or riddle?  I just did, but rather than just have my own party, I thought I'd let everybody play.

There's lots of bright folks around here, so I thought it would be fun to see how creative and funny people could be. :)

The rules are...

* It must be completely original.  No re-writing somebody else's joke/riddle, please. :P
* Fly solo or you can collaborate with a friend(s).
* Put the answer in a "Spoiler."
* SpoilerHave fun!


PS - Feel free to create as many as you like.

CodeTRUCKER:
Where are you if where you were is where you are and where you'll be?
SpoilerInfinity

Renegade:
Where are you if where you were is where you are and where you'll be?
-CodeTRUCKER (October 16, 2010, 08:29 PM)
--- End quote ---

I was thinking the answer would be:

SpoilerHere. As in the transcendental "here". It's where you were, it's where you are, and it's where you will be.

Renegade:
I have no idea whether or not this will work. But let's see...

The joke below requires you to be fast and click fast. Don't pause. Just do. Read, answer, then click to proceed. Got it?

(I can't put spoilers inside spoilers, so just go in order...)

**************
Question 1What do dogs eat?
Answer 1Dog food.
Question 2What do cats eat?
Answer 2Cat food.
Question 3What chickens eat?
Answer 3Did you say "chicken food" or did you correctly answer "chicken feed"?

Renegade:
Ok, got another one, but it's kind of NSFW, so I'll just give a link. It's my current Facebook status, and a true story. (Background information: English is my wife's second language.)

It's kind of like those jokes that you read in Reader's Digest, but NSFW. I nearly peed myself laughing!

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