Seriously, who studied such a subject on bats!
However, I got fired from a university job once because I straightened the collar of a fellow (female) professor as we and three others were heading out in the snow for lunch. Two weeks later she claimed she was sexually harassed by me and felt fear in my presence. I was shocked at her weird interpretation (never touched her body, neck or even her hair). I was further shocked that my other colleagues didn't tell the truth about the incident in my defense. I was fired a day later because I refused to apologize or resign. The result? I don't talk to women at work; I don't help women at work; I don't dine with women at work; if they fall down, I don't help them up; if I'm in a room alone and one walks in, I promptly leave. They can accuse someone else if they're into lying. The last thing on my mind or that I'd ever do is have sex with someone I work with. EVER. It never works out.
Fortunately, karma got her back. She tried a similar stunt on the Department Chair and lost her job 19 months later. Her "incident" made the newspapers and as far as I know, she's not working at a university.