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Here come the airport rectal exams! (NSFW)

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MilesAhead:
Seems like we could use a guard at the entrance to Congress with a vernier. I've heard the biggest A**holes in the country end up there.

cranioscopical:
Bummer!  :(

Stoic Joker:
This might be a blessing in disguise if we think outside the box.

Consider how going to the airport could save men over 50 the cost of an annual physical provided we could get the TSA to toss in an eye test and some blood work to go along with that rectal exam...

In an era of rapidly rising health costs it's always prudent to seek out synergies and encourage government agencies to provide more for less!

 ;D


-40hz (September 29, 2009, 02:48 PM)
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Hm... Compare (4 hour) Dr. office lobby wait with (2 hour) trip through airport security...

 - Plane Ticket is about the same price... -

My god man, you've done it! - Alert the President that we've found the answer.

Ehtyar:
Oh god...the puns...too much...love it...

Ehtyar.

MilesAhead:
Bummer!  :(
-cranioscopical (September 29, 2009, 05:54 PM)
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Oh well, that's the end of my ldr assignations!! Way too much of a pita!!   :eusa_naughty:

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