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Author Topic: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw  (Read 7080 times)

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essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« on: July 08, 2009, 09:12:22 AM »
you know you've always wanted a chainsaw in the office or, at the very least, one that you can power from your computer or laptop...

...well, now you can!

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watch this essential bit of hardware in action: http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=UjFlbNIo4QU

and the homepage: http://www.usbchainsaw.com/


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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2009, 09:52:03 AM »
you know you've always wanted a chainsaw in the office
Very nice but my harness doesn't accommodate a CPU and 70ft up a white pine the damn USB cable let go and that was the end of that box. I was left out on a limb with no power. Next time I'll try the laptop.

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2009, 05:29:02 PM »
not only have my peer reviews improved out of sight since I got one of these little beauties, but our team meetings now run much smoother

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2009, 06:10:50 PM »


:Thmbsup: Five stars! :Thmbsup:




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« Last Edit: July 08, 2009, 06:32:31 PM by 40hz »

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2009, 07:22:34 PM »
not only have my peer reviews improved
With which concert party do you perform?

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2009, 08:35:55 PM »
not only have my peer reviews improved
With which concert party do you perform?

I only perform for my own amusement (fortunate, 'cos I'm the only one that finds me amusing...)


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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2009, 09:14:13 PM »
I only perform for my own amusement
How charmingly Arcadian!

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2009, 09:38:09 PM »

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2009, 09:49:32 PM »
penny drops...
I can tell that you have no cents.

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2009, 10:37:33 PM »
you're decimalating me!!

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2009, 07:56:01 PM »
you're decimalating me!!
And your point is....?

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2009, 08:14:36 PM »
purely symbolic - but don't let that delimit you

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2009, 08:26:49 PM »
Yep, here we part...

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2009, 09:08:46 PM »
Yep, here we part...

are you suggesting we're becoming fractional?

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2009, 09:13:07 PM »
No, but the log clearly states that we are getting divided...

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2009, 09:16:23 PM »
Is this for-estimat-or real?

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2009, 09:25:27 PM »
No, but the log clearly states that we are getting divided...

I don't suppose it matters as long as we're getting a result

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2009, 09:35:16 PM »
No, but the log clearly states that we are getting divided...

I don't suppose it matters as long as we're getting a result
Of which you'd be an exponent.

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2009, 09:50:32 PM »
Of which you'd be an exponent.

i prefer to think in terms of powers

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2009, 09:51:54 PM »
yeah...and drum sticks are 'log-a-rythmics'  :)

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2009, 10:02:19 PM »
yeah...and drum sticks are 'log-a-rythmics'  :)

boom boom...

I suppose this is a sine of things to come

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2009, 10:15:32 PM »
'Cos in us we feel the beat...

Yeah yeah yeah

(Songwriter would not be the best reason to give up my day job)

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2009, 10:37:48 PM »
Now don't go off at a tangent, chaps, no matter how complementary your angle.

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2009, 11:35:46 PM »
are euclidean?

no way are we diverging

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Re: essential office equipment: usb powered chainsaw
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2009, 11:40:20 PM »
...or are we splitting