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Author Topic: Worst. analogies. ever.  (Read 2128 times)

brotherS

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Worst. analogies. ever.
« on: December 13, 2005, 11:54:49 AM »
Thanks to f0dder for quotes like these:

"Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze."  ;D

http://paul.merton.o...guage/analogies.html

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Re: Worst. analogies. ever.
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2005, 05:59:42 PM »
I quite like, 'She looked at me like I had just dropped out of a dog's arse'
(brit spelling for ass)
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