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Author Topic: FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful  (Read 4799 times)

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Watch for yourself! http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=jd4tugPM83c (ONN report)

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Re: FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2009, 12:32 PM »
that was hilarious  :Thmbsup:

especially loved the "natural remedies" alternative ;D
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Re: FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 12:44 PM »
now i know what's going on - some b*stard has been spiking my drink with that cr*p for years.

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Re: FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2009, 03:58 PM »
some b*stard has been spiking my drink with that cr*p for years
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Re: FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2009, 06:55 PM »
I didn't find it very funny at all.  People have no idea how precious few 'bad hair days' I've had before trying the natural remedy out of sheer desperation.  You try going around saying things like 'Wow, love your smile!', 'I think the world is lucky to have someone like you in it!', 'What a beautiful day!', and 'I have so much to be thankful for, I think I'll write a love letter to Oprah.'  Ostracism, death threats, and the withholding of se...umm...hugs with benefits followed me around until I hit cloud nine.  That was my wake up call; today, however, I'm sad to report that I've been at rock bottom for over a month now.  Sure, there will probably be days when I get back on the wagon again, but I have friends now, bad friends, who are willing to pull me off.  Thanks for nothing. 
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Re: FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2009, 04:25 AM »
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