Thanks, 40Hz and Darwin, for the language lesson.
In my dictionary the expression had more than one meaning, and I was not sure which one you meant to use. As you probably already guessed, I'm not a native English speaker. Your explanation is very hilarious, Darwin, this is the way to learn a foreign language!
But to write my own newsletter ... even I wouldn't read it!
And you are absolutely right, 40Hz: "BTW: Typos or not, Windows Secrets still leaves much to be desired for many other reasons.".
Your idea, BigJim, is excellent. I hope he reads this forum.