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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! - Fallout 4 Broadsider.
« Reply #5675 on: December 20, 2018, 10:24 AM »
I was playing Fallout 4 the other night for a bit of R&R (no, really, I find it very relaxing), and spotted this bit of sardonic Bethesda humour that came up whilst a fresh level of the game was loading (the image was draggable and rotatable):

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Caption:
VDSG Catalogue No.9708
The Broadsider is the answer to that age-old question  "Would it be
fun to walk around and shoot people with a portable naval cannon?"

Yes. Yes it would.
So I looked it up, and found this (more humour):
From: http://fallout.wikia...roadsider_(Fallout_4)
  • The term "broadsiding," or "firing broadside," is a naval term, referring to firing all the cannons (in jargon referred to as 'guns') that can be pointed to one side of a ship, all at the same time.

  • The marking on this cannon is the Royal Cypher of King George III, who was born in 1738 and reigned from 1760 to 1820. There appears to be a date on the first reinforcing ring above the cypher which shows the year 1820. King George III died in January 1820, meaning that this cannon was cast in the foundry during that month. The second reinforcing ring above the cypher is illegible but the info on that ring might state the weight and inspector's mark. There is no historical reason for a British cannon from 1820 to be aboard the U.S.S. Constitution, so it is safe to assume that it came with the robots.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5676 on: December 24, 2018, 03:30 AM »
On a certain winter morning in Michigan, where the lakes freeze such that you can actually drive on the lake, an old timer went ice-fishing. He went at eleven o’clock in the morning, cut a small hole and sat down with a crate of beer next to him ­– because it is a patience game. He put the line in and sat down, sipping beer, sipping beer, sipping beer. The day went by. By four o’clock in the evening, he still had not caught a single fish.

Evening, four o’clock, one young boy came, with a big stereo on his shoulders and rap music blaring. He also cut a hole close by and sat down to fish – with the stereo blaring. This man looked at him and thought, “I have been sitting here quietly since morning, and I haven’t landed one fish. The fool comes now with a stereo blaring and he hopes to catch fish. Ha! No fool like a young fool.” And to his amazement within ten minutes the boy landed a huge trout. He shook his head and looked at it, then he said, “Okay, flash in the pan,” dismissed him and again focused on his fishing. Another ten minutes later, the boy landed one more trout.

Now he could not ignore him. With great desperation he just looked at him. “What is happening? I have been sitting here for the whole day and not caught a single fish. In twenty minutes, the boy has got two.” And to his utter amazement, in another ten minutes, the boy landed one more trout. Now he could not hold back any more. He kept his pride aside, slowly walked to the young boy and asked, “See, I have been sitting here the whole day not making a single sound, and I haven’t landed a single fish. I see in thirty minutes you have three trout in your basket. What is the secret of this?” The boy said, “Ru Ra Ra Ra Ru Ra Rum.” He said, “What?” The boy repeated, “Ru Ra Ra, Ra Ru Ra Rum.” The man said, “I don’t understand what you are saying.” The boy spat out a blob of something into his hands and said, “You have to keep the worms warm.”

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5677 on: December 24, 2018, 03:30 AM »
There was a new lawyer. It was his first case. He is very enthusiastic; he really wants to do his best. He lost the case. Then he went to meet his client who was in custody. He went and told him, “I have good news and bad news for you. Which do you want first?” The man said, “Okay, give me the bad news first.” So the lawyer said, “You have been sentenced to death.” Then the man asked, “What the hell can be good news after this?” The lawyer said, “I really fought hard and got the voltage reduced for you.”

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5678 on: December 24, 2018, 03:31 AM »



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5679 on: December 27, 2018, 03:01 AM »
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If Guns Kill People T-Shirt 2nd Amendment Gun Rights

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5680 on: December 27, 2018, 05:43 AM »
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If Guns Kill People T-Shirt 2nd Amendment Gun Rights

Should the 'I guess' on the shirt not be replaced with 'I'll guess'?

T-SHRTS make spelling grammar mistakes.  :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5681 on: December 27, 2018, 07:35 AM »
Should the 'I guess' on the shirt not be replaced with 'I'll guess'?

T-SHRTS make spelling grammar mistakes.  :P

So do forums apparently.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5682 on: December 27, 2018, 04:13 PM »
^^ No, the 1st person (present tense) of the verb "to guess" would do fine for this context, and I know what I'm talking about, as you will be able to see from my profile.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5683 on: December 27, 2018, 04:49 PM »
@Arizona Hot: Just to let you know that, after I showed her your post about the "If guns kill people" T-shirt slogan, my 17 y/o daughter now plans to buy one online. She's a member of the local school ABB (Anti-Bullsh#t Brigade) - as am I - an advocate of womens' rights, a budding scientist (studying molecular biology) and an advocate of critical thinking, and of the Austrian School of Economics, and the Westminster model of democracy. She is already a proud owner of a MAGA hat -  which goes everywhere with her (most recently to Japan), though I'm not sure whether it means much to the Kiwis or Japanese who see it.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! - BBC TV Christmas 2018 Programme Scheduling.
« Reply #5684 on: December 27, 2018, 08:46 PM »
There's a rather amusing video clip from LBC with a presenter called Nick Ferrari who is taking a detailed look through the BBC TV Christmas program scheduling - which scheduling appears to be chock full of repeats with little if any original content. (The BBC is paid a shedload of tax to meet its mandate to spend the taxpayer's money wisely - including on sponsoring lots of original UK content.)
I couldn't find a link to the video clip on the LBC website, but you can see it on the page where I originally found it at TV Licensing

I don't think I'd heard Nick Ferrari before, but I found his factual, methodical, blow-by-blow account of the scheduling quite amusing. (I was also quite surprised as I hadn't realised the BBC still produced such rubbish nowadays.)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5685 on: December 28, 2018, 11:04 PM »


That goat had impeccable timing!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5686 on: December 29, 2018, 04:42 AM »
That goat had impeccable timing!
You're kidding!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5687 on: December 29, 2018, 08:14 AM »
That goat had impeccable timing!
You're kidding!
-cranioscopical (December 29, 2018, 04:42 AM)

He went rama-lamba-ding-dong.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5688 on: December 30, 2018, 04:12 AM »
That goat had impeccable timing!
You're kidding!
-cranioscopical (December 29, 2018, 04:42 AM)

He went rama-lamba-ding-dong.

ewe guys...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5689 on: December 30, 2018, 04:22 AM »
That goat had impeccable timing!
You're kidding!
-cranioscopical (December 29, 2018, 04:42 AM)

He went rama-lamba-ding-dong.

ewe guys...

...are baaaaaad!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5690 on: December 30, 2018, 08:12 AM »
A piledriver rammed home...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5691 on: December 30, 2018, 10:14 PM »
The tooth fairy was a little drunk last night.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Best Way To Distract Your Opponent.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

The tooth fairy was a little drunk last night
Best Way To Distract Your Opponent

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Is this a joke or (more likely) a minor bug?
Happens when I mouseover the Quick Reply panel in Slimjet:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! Fallout4 --> Fallout76 - RIP Console mode.
« Reply #5693 on: January 03, 2019, 12:27 AM »
Fallout4 --> Fallout76 - RIP Console mode:
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In Fallout 76, what I'll miss most is cheating my damn ass off. ...
...But most of all, more than anything else, I'll miss my console cheats. Goodbye old friends. When I'm 100 hours into Fallout 76 and some little repetitive task has become too bothersome to perform, I'll tap the tilde key in my heart and think of you.

 - Christopher Livingston, October 25, 2018. <https://www.pcgamer.com/in-fallout-76-what-ill-miss-most-is-cheating-my-damn-ass-off//>
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I can empathise with this.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5694 on: January 17, 2019, 01:13 PM »
Rake decoration for fall.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Young Couple Playing In Leaves While Raking The Yard stock.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Rake on through to the other side.

Rake decoration for fall

Raking up is very hard to do.

Young Couple Playing In Leaves While Raking The Yard stock
« Last Edit: January 17, 2019, 01:24 PM by Arizona Hot »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5695 on: January 17, 2019, 03:24 PM »
Could someone please explain the joke/humor of the rake and the stock photo? :huh:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5696 on: January 18, 2019, 02:13 AM »
ould someone please explain the joke/humor of the rake and the stock photo?

These screenshots are from Wikipedia, Go there to find out more about the songs.    Break on through.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Breaking up is hard.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5697 on: January 18, 2019, 02:09 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5698 on: January 18, 2019, 03:12 PM »
Interesting: China becomes first country to Germinate a Seed on the Moon
Apparently it's a beansprout, and is the first step in an ambitious and well-thought-out longer-term strategic plan for yet another "first" and moon-breaking record - the opening of the first Lunar Chinese take-away, reportedly to be named the Golden Mao Moon.
Initial reports say that, due to the moon's low gravity, all the items on the menu are to be designated "diet lite", though I personally consider that might be stretching the trade descriptions a bit much, even though Chinese food isn't generally considered to be fattening.
“That's one small step for a beansprout, one giant leap for mankind” - Chinese astronaut and lead chef/food advisor to the successful Chinese lunar mission.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5699 on: January 23, 2019, 06:40 AM »
I can resonate with this rather droll spoof from the UK The Sun:
Every Day