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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5550 on: June 11, 2018, 07:01 PM »
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Raspberry cartoons and comics

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5551 on: June 13, 2018, 10:28 AM »
Burger King has changed its name to 'Pancake King' to mock IHOP's rebrand as IHOb.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Burger King has changed its name to 'Pancake King' to mock IHOP's rebrand as IHOb


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French Military Defence strategy:
What is arguably one of the best examples of the full power of modern French defensive strategic thinking was first witnessed by the world in the late '30s with: The Maginot Line (built 1929–1938).
Unfortunately, but perhaps not unsurprisingly, the Germans essentially "walked around it", so that it never got a real live test to see how effective it might have been. Enuff said.

Similarly, and more recently we may be witnessing the same thing again, this time in Paris. Refer post in CBA.CA News: Glass walls, not metal fencing, to surround Eiffel Tower
According to that article:
"Each armoured glass panel is over 6 centimetres thick and weighs 1.5 tonnes."
Copied from: post at CBA.CA News dated 2018-06-16 <http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/eiffel-tower-walls-1.4709276>
- which, if it's effective, the glass wall might make some potential tourists feel a lot safer when visiting the Eiffel tower, but others may decide to stay away rather than be used as unwitting guinea-pigs in unplanned/random real live effectiveness testing scenarios, but at least the glass will offer photographers a relatively less obscured view of the tower and any nearby carnage than the existing protective steel fencing (which probably looked a bit ominous and not very visually appealing anyway) had done.

No word yet as to whether the French have a budget for plans to build the glass wall all the way up and around the tower and with a similar glass roof over the top, tough enough to withstand the onslaught of not only bullets and trucks, but also missiles and aircraft being deliberately/accidentally flown into the tower.

The mind boggles.

Rumour suggests that the US government DOD/DOHS/Border Patrol may already be in sub rosa or behind-closed-doors discussions with their French counterparts, taking a keen interest in this brilliant French plan vis-à-vis the proposed Mexican wall. Slippery stuff, glass - and with the added major benefits of it being transparent, casting little or no shadow, and thus being relatively less opaque (less obscuring of what might be on the other side), more visually appealing and more environmentally-friendly than concrete/steel walls.
Some people (not me, you understand) might say that it looks like a no-brainer, but I couldn't possibly comment.

So, who knows? Time will tell whether the Statue of Liberty won't have been the only major statement that the US' longstanding French allies (and who "punch above their weight") were to have built on USA soil.    :o

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5553 on: June 18, 2018, 06:47 PM »
There's a part of me that hopes this obtuse clock is a real thing:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5554 on: June 19, 2018, 04:00 PM »
If your car is driving itself and has an accident, do you or the car get the ticket?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5555 on: June 19, 2018, 05:33 PM »
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”

The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”

The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”

The man is relieved to no end.

He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5556 on: June 19, 2018, 10:01 PM »
I was torn between putting this here or in the dev's forum, but here goes...

http://classicprogrammerpaintings.com/

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5557 on: June 19, 2018, 10:17 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5558 on: June 20, 2018, 12:16 AM »
This one was posted in the IRC channel a few days ago:

A woman is mourning her husband at a funeral, and a stranger asks "Would you mind if I said a word?"

"No, go ahead" she replies.

He stands, clears his throat, and says "plethora" and sits back down.

The woman cries and says, "Thank you, that means a lot."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! Texan humour for Liberals...
« Reply #5559 on: June 20, 2018, 12:22 AM »
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The sign reads:
                           Liberals
                    Please continue on I-40
until you have left our GREAT STATE OF TEXAS


From: Texas billboard tells liberals to keep driving until they leave the state
<http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-billboard-tells-liberals-to-keep-driving-until-they-leave-the-state/ar-AAySLNr>

(Yes, unnecessarily unkind, perhaps, but it is rather droll.)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5560 on: June 20, 2018, 12:30 AM »
Texan humourists seem quite astute.

The above billboard reminded me of this:
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end."
(Texas A&M website)
Apparently this was the/a winning entry in a 2007 A&M competition to come up with the best definitions of things.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5561 on: June 23, 2018, 11:32 AM »
If you lost some sleep, where would you look for it?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5562 on: June 23, 2018, 05:56 PM »
Seen outside Walmart.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Pacificier.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Parking space.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Seen outside Walmart

Pacificier

Parking space

Calling me a pig is inappropriate.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Wearing red lipstick.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   A safe chair.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Calling me a pig is inappropriate

Wearing red lipstick

A safe chair


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5563 on: June 24, 2018, 12:06 AM »
I should have chosen.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

I should have chosen...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5564 on: June 25, 2018, 06:11 PM »
There's a part of me that hopes this obtuse clock is a real thing:
That doesn't seem to be quite correct - some of those clock-face images have acute angles.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5565 on: June 26, 2018, 03:17 PM »
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I LOL'd.

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« Reply #5566 on: June 26, 2018, 07:47 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5567 on: June 30, 2018, 06:09 PM »
Marriage cartoon.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Marriage cartoon 2.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

26 Love and Marriage Cartoons That Are Hilariously Accurate


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5568 on: July 13, 2018, 06:05 AM »
The UK's MATT cartoons are usually rather droll.
As a longtime fan of UK soccer, I thought this was particularly clever.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Right to bare arms

Right to bear arms

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5574 on: July 31, 2018, 12:22 PM »
I'm afraid of needles.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

I'm afraid of needles