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wraith808

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5475 on: February 13, 2018, 06:36 PM »
And my response is in that same vein, I thought.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5476 on: February 17, 2018, 07:13 PM »
The Best SpaceX Conspiracies About the Falcon Heavy Launch.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

In a popular post on the Shower Thoughts subreddit, user ‘halo3kings’ suggested that Musk got away with the perfect murder by sending a body to Mars. Musk said the spacesuit didn’t contain any sensors, which is kinda fishy—wouldn’t you want to get some data about how the suit performs in the empty vacuum of space?

Probably, unless that suit contained a human body. A more gruesome variant of the conspiracy theory claims that someone is drugged and alive in the suit, adding a dark irony to the ‘Don’t Panic’ sign on the car’s dash. But what about the car itself? Was Musk involved in a hit and run and needed to dump the evidence? Are there still more bodies in the trunk?! I guess we’ll never know….

The Best SpaceX Conspiracies About the Falcon Heavy Launch

Musk's 'Mars murder plot': Redditors suggest sinister intentions behind rocket payload


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5477 on: February 21, 2018, 06:42 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5478 on: February 21, 2018, 07:03 AM »


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5480 on: February 23, 2018, 03:31 AM »
Funniest Acts Of Vandalism That Are Actually Genius

lots of goodies there (in the first five minutes at any rate)

Recommend turning down your volume before pressing play (I just muted it then)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5481 on: February 28, 2018, 12:00 AM »
14 Punderful Puns That are Simply Freakin' Puntastic.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

14 Punderful Puns That are Simply Freakin' Puntastic

27 Puns That Are Impossibly Punderful.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

27 Puns That Are Impossibly Punderful


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5482 on: March 02, 2018, 11:08 PM »
This Woman’s Hilarious Joke About Getting Older Will Make Your Day.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

This Woman’s Hilarious Joke About Getting Older Will Make Your Day


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5483 on: March 03, 2018, 12:35 PM »
40 Hilarious Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  40 Hilarious Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud 2.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  29 Strange (but True!) Street Names You Won’t Believe.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

40 Hilarious Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

29 Strange (but True!) Street Names You Won’t Believe


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5484 on: March 05, 2018, 10:10 PM »
Did you bring the money.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    There's blood everywhere.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Did you bring the money?

There's blood everywhere

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5485 on: March 06, 2018, 12:37 AM »
@Arizona Hot: Those are really useful ideas. Thanks!    :Thmbsup:
(No, seriously.)

I park my car in the street, and it used to get broken into by opportunistic car thieves, but no more.
I developed a highly successful anti-theft device for my car (true story):
  • There are typically 4 strips of 3 segments of scrunched-up toilet roll tissue with soaked-up, dried-on cinnamon coffee and 3 others with soaked-up dried-on red wine. These scrunched-up pieces of toilet tissue are scattered around the seats of the car, in full visibility.
  • There are also a few "wing" sanitary pads with dried-on cinnamon coffee and red wine stains, scrunched-up and randomly scattered on the floor in front and back.
  • There is a partially paid-out toilet roll between the front seats, and there is a kiddie booster seat in the back, with a kitchen roll next to it, sort of partially paid out and scrunched-up, with dried-up yellow stains on (looks like vomit, but is mustard).
  • There are 4 used condoms with solidified white wood glue inside them on the floor of the front passenger seat.
  • The inside of the car looks utterly disgusting from the outside, but the cinnamon coffee and wine aromas make it smell quite nice, and it takes but a few seconds to tidy these items into a plastic bag and to redistribute them prior to vacating the car.
  • There are pieces of fresh/dried lavender scattered around the footwells in front. It looks very messy. I love the perfume - it reminds me of my mother (was one of her favourite plants). I detest those "car air fresheners", they literally make me want to puke.

Such a disgusting-looking car.
 :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5486 on: March 06, 2018, 12:53 AM »
@Arizona Hot: I used to have to do a lot of flying. I once read a suggestion that, to get more space on long-haul flights, a good trick was to board the aircraft as early as possible, armed with a roll of toilet-tissue. One then places a single piece of toilet-roll tissue on each of the seats in one's row.
One then sits, holding one's toilet-roll almost reverently, and stares intently straight ahead.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, nobody wants to sit next to that guy with the toilet-roll. I tried it. Works every time, except sometimes on overbooked flights, but you can see their discomfiture.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5487 on: March 07, 2018, 08:48 PM »
Trump’s Nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize Was Apparently Forged. Twice.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Trump’s Nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize Was Apparently Forged. Twice

Could anyone here really believe that Trump could win the Nobel Peace Prize?


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5488 on: March 07, 2018, 08:58 PM »
Maybe the Nobel Piece Prize?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5489 on: March 07, 2018, 09:31 PM »
Given the latest allegations, you might have to nominate Trump for the Nobel Sleaze Prize...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5490 on: March 07, 2018, 10:26 PM »
Could anyone here really believe that Trump could win the Nobel Peace Prize?

then again, did anyone really believe he'd win the presidency :o 

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5491 on: March 12, 2018, 10:03 PM »
What do you think Android P will be called? My idea is Android Popsicle.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5492 on: March 14, 2018, 10:56 AM »
15 Craziest Requests People Have Made on Airplanes.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

15 Craziest Requests People Have Made on Airplanes

IHOP's Coming Out With 3 New Outrageous Pancake Flavors.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

IHOP's Coming Out With 3 New Outrageous Pancake Flavors

Does anyone here dare admit interest in these pancakes?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5493 on: March 14, 2018, 11:02 AM »
This toddler stuffing money into her pants perfectly sums up parenting.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

This toddler stuffing money into her pants perfectly sums up parenting

I wonder how soon she'll get her first bank account?

Times The Simpsons freakishly predicted the future.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Times The Simpsons freakishly predicted the future


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5494 on: March 15, 2018, 05:25 PM »


Watch manly 'Elsa' rescue police vehicle in the snow

Frozen TG.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Frozen TG

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« Reply #5495 on: March 15, 2018, 05:31 PM »


SNOW WHITE vs ELSA - Princess Rap Battle (Whitney Avalon ft. Katja Glieson) explicit

Hipster Elsa.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Hipster Elsa


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5496 on: March 16, 2018, 10:07 AM »
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Trump’s Nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize Was Apparently Forged. Twice

Could anyone here really believe that Trump could win the Nobel Peace Prize?



Sure. If that sorry excuse of a
president Barack Obama got it, why not him?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5497 on: March 16, 2018, 11:50 AM »
I'm sorry I didn't catch this earlier.. I remind you all: No political spats on this forum, from any side.

Arizona Hot, barney, Shades, Target, panzer -- you should all know better.  STOP.

I'm sorry I didn't notice the first post that started this so I could have put a stop to it earlier.  The next time someone sees a post against or for a politician or political party or political ideology, please message me.  It's just not something we do here.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5498 on: March 16, 2018, 04:23 PM »
I'm sorry I didn't catch this earlier.. I remind you all: No political spats on this forum, from any side.

Arizona Hot, barney, Shades, Target, panzer -- you should all know better.  STOP.

I'm sorry I didn't notice the first post that started this so I could have put a stop to it earlier.  The next time someone sees a post against or for a politician or political party or political ideology, please message me.  It's just not something we do here.

Should they be removed?  Or leave them for posterity.  Started here: http://www.donationc....msg417434#msg417434

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5499 on: March 16, 2018, 05:14 PM »
One is becoming utterly sick and tired of this. Enuff already. For Pete's sake, #GiveItARest. They need to stick to their knitting. I get it that they might not approve of the democratic election of this President, but, quite frankly, I don't want it rammed down my throat at every opportunity and I don't give a damn about their insular bigotry.
There seems to be a whinging Loser mentality and propaganda exhibited by the anti-Trump brigade that would surely not impress anyone capable of independent thought and who wishes to live in a free democracy.

Yeah, but how do you feel about that  ;D