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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5350 on: July 21, 2017, 01:13 PM »
Wimbledon 2017 Kim Clijsters gives man tennis skirt for hit at Wimbledon

the match is very entertaining, but had to wait too long to get to the man-tennis-skirt bit:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5351 on: July 24, 2017, 09:27 PM »
Raspberry pie.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Raspberry Pi.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Which raspberry pie would you prefer to have? Regular or zero-calorie?


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.]
« Reply #5353 on: July 27, 2017, 12:58 PM »
This post at desertsun.co.uk (part-copied below) seemed rather intriguing, and amusing - when I followed the links it gave me a LOL moment anyway. It seemed "wrong" on so many levels.
Follow all the the links yourself for what look like some remarkably silly threats/intimidation apparently tweeted in all seriousness by Wiltshire (UK) police. The comments are worth a read.
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Wiltshire Police Dig In
Posted on July 26, 2017 by Tim Newman.
Yesterday I said the British police had hit rock bottom and started to drill. Last night they shipped in some dynamite:
...(read the rest at the link)
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Some people (not me, you understand) might say that, for further reading, you couldn't do much better than the book Fascism: One Hundred Questions Asked and Answered - (pub. 1936) by British fascist, Oswald Mosley, but I couldn't possibly comment.

A sobering thought is that the tweet comes from England, "the mother of all parliaments" (John Bright, 1865) and the source of the Magna Carta and Westminster democracy.

It's such a silly tweet stream, one wonders whether mischievous hackers may have hacked the Wiltshire police's tweet ID, just for a lark, like.    :o
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5354 on: July 28, 2017, 03:50 PM »
Is a mad scientist's world conquest machine turned on with a Absolute Power button?


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5355 on: July 30, 2017, 05:40 PM »
ATT00013.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    ATT00028.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   ATT00031.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   ATT00040.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   ATT00049.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

From forwarded email(Just funny).
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5356 on: August 01, 2017, 01:02 PM »
Do you know anybody so unlucky they can't ever win at Solitaire?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5357 on: August 01, 2017, 02:58 PM »
Some pic I grabbed from FB today:

WorldisaKitten.jpg

Made me think of mouser...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5358 on: August 01, 2017, 08:40 PM »
Some pic I grabbed from FB today:

WorldisaKitten.jpg

Made me think of mouser...

A 3-legged kitten? ;)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5359 on: August 02, 2017, 05:20 AM »
A 3-legged kitten? ;)

the fourth is Atlantis, silly :p :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5360 on: August 02, 2017, 07:42 AM »
A 3-legged kitten? ;)

the fourth is Atlantis, silly :p :D

It actually looks like some sort of creature from the imagination of Lovecraft, truth be told, with that third leg being a tongue, and instead of playfully playing with the ball, imagining the ball as Earth, and the creature's tongue caressing it in a prelude to eating it.

Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Boy... that went dark.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5361 on: August 02, 2017, 12:33 PM »
The ear and tip of the tail are both the same landmass.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5362 on: August 02, 2017, 12:40 PM »
The ear and tip of the tail are both the same landmass.

yeah, they should have made it a manx cat

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5363 on: August 05, 2017, 01:24 PM »
Oops! Wichita State water tower (temporarily) has hilarious typos.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Oops! Wichita State water tower (temporarily) has hilarious typos


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5364 on: August 05, 2017, 04:47 PM »
I did 9 months hard time currently serving 18 years parole.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Life is too short for the wrong job.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Theft deterrent moldy sandwich bags.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Vampire tabags.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

I did 9 months hard time currently serving 18 years parole

Life is too short for the wrong job

Theft deterrent moldy sandwich bags

Vampire teabags

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5365 on: August 07, 2017, 01:51 PM »


Creepy Little Girl Mask and Mask Maker, Landon Meier

How would you like for this little girl to be the first thing you see when you wake up?

Have you seen this little girl.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

I wanted to change the color of her t-shirt to match her hair ties, but it is more than one color in Paint and I couldn't find a way to do it in Paint.net. Could someone suggest a program to do it or do it with what they have?


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A Girl Named 'Nurse'
« Reply #5366 on: August 08, 2017, 02:10 AM »
There once was a girl named 'Nurse'. As a child, everyone -teachers, hall monitors, librarians, summer camp counselors, and especially medical personnel, all had a terrible time trying to correct her name on all their forms; "...but, 'Nurse' is my name!"
"Oh no; you're joking, aren't you?"
Those were awful times for her. But when she grew up, she became -what else?- a nurse!
A typical day went something like this;
New D (doctor); "Nurse, your name tag needs correcting..."
N (the girl -now grown-up- named 'Nurse); "No, it doesn't..."
Round and round the conversation would go, until finally the HN (head nurse), was told by one of the other N's;' "Ma'am, she's (i.e. 'Nurse') doing it again..." Except, she wasn't doing anything wrong!
Then the HN would wade into the 'confrontation'; "Doctor, her name is 'Nurse', and she's an excellent one, I might add."
D "You--, You're not joking. Are you? Oh!, but that's so odd! Have you thought of changing your name?"
Finally, he (or she) would whirl about and storm off, looking flustered, and leaving Nurse 'Nurse' almost in tears.
Then one day, she was assigned to the Children's Ward, full of frightened, depressed, and overwhelmed little faces.
Full of terrible memories of her own victimization and mistreatment as a little girl, she reported to the Ward, and was sent to care for an acute leukemia patient; a little girl; "Hi there; my name is 'Nurse'. See? It's even on my name tag."
The confused girl patient (G) stared, and then smiled; "Does everyone call you that?" She smiled merrily because she'd gotten the 'joke'. Except, Nurse 'Nurse' was still wondering what was so funny about something that had made her feel so bad for all of her childhood years.
N "Uh-huh." And she thought, 'What the heck' and cracked a big smile in return.
G "Hello, nurse-nurse. I'm pleased to meet you," and giggled loudly.
Moments later, the distracted and confused D confided in an aside to N, "That kid has refused to cheer up or say a word to anybody ever since she came here! What'd you do, give her a shot of 'happy juice'?"
N "Nothing. I just showed her my name," and Nurse 'Nurse' showed D her name tag.
D "Oh. You're the one!" He smiled, although it clearly took an effort. "Now I get it. Well, we need you in this ward. Badly!"
N was a hit, scoring points with almost every kid on the ward, and it even became a favorite 'joke' for the juvenile 'old timers' there to 'break in' new kids who didn't know the 'joke' yet.
Then one day, a new doctor (ND) came sweeping grandly into the Children's Ward and went straight up to Nurse 'Nurse' and the Ward Doctor.
ND smiled grandly at D, and said, "Hi Doc! I'm Nurse Nurse's twin brother."
D "I'm Doctor --. I don't believe I caught your name--"
Just then, ND leaned slightly forward as he fingered his name tag; where the name should be, it read 'Doctor', as in; Doctor 'Doctor'.
As Nurse 'Nurse' smirked, D groaned theatrically; "Oh no. Another one!"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5367 on: August 13, 2017, 04:19 AM »
This Mom Just Asked To Reschedule Solar Eclipse, And The Internet Can’t Take It.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

This Mom Just Asked To Reschedule Solar Eclipse, And The Internet Can’t Take It

HAIR THERE CAN NEVER BE TOO MUCH!.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Hair? There can never be too much!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5368 on: August 14, 2017, 11:33 AM »
From pleated-jeans.com:
tc5-8.jpg

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5369 on: August 14, 2017, 03:13 PM »
I saw a similar one somewhere (probably imgur) that said something to the effect of:

Quote
My Parents in 1998:
"Don't trust anybody on the internet!"

My Parents in 2017:
"Random person on the internet said X so it must be true!"
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Re: silly humor - Hitler's reaction to news of Google Reader closure.
« Reply #5370 on: August 16, 2017, 05:26 AM »
This Hitler "Downfall" spoof video probably expresses how I felt a few years back when Google Reader was killed off (now I use Bazqux, which in most ways is a superb alternative and in some ways seems even better than the original):

Hitler finds out Google Reader is shutting down



Here's an extended clip of the relevant part, with English subtitles, from the original Downfall movie:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5371 on: August 16, 2017, 09:42 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5372 on: August 16, 2017, 03:46 PM »
From pleated-jeans.com:
tc5-8.jpg

Now That is Funny!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! Some humorous cartoons.
« Reply #5373 on: August 17, 2017, 12:42 AM »
I just today came across the website investors.com, where they seem to have quite a few clever and amusing cartoons about US current affairs (where "the American condition" seems to be  the object of mirth) and politics (where the borax seems to get poked equally at all parties).

In current affairs:
(a) there's this one, where I think the elephant represents the US voting public. In the first image, he has a blue tie, in the second a red tie and also in the third - where he seems punch-drunk from all the strong but polarised (they polarised him) and conflicting messages. Subtle.
Elephant changing its colours US election 2016 [humour].jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]


(b) there's this pragmatic puzzle - an externality caused by political correctness aligned with religio-political ideology - and that plainly now remains to be addressed/solved by society:
LBGT gender confusion restrooms [humour].jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]


(c) there's a child explaining the real climate problem to an utterly confused scientist. Look at the amusing detail on the chalkboard, chalking up the "decline" in the scientist's thinking, echoing "the writing's on the wall". Subtle. The cartoonist doesn't seem to miss a thing in the details.
Climate - diminishing settled science [humour].jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]


(d) then there's this "other side of the coin" one.
Mexico should build a wall 2016 [humour].jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5374 on: August 17, 2017, 07:24 AM »
This one cracked me up:
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