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IainB:
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-panzer (March 21, 2017, 04:04 AM)
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I reckon that is a seriously good .gif!
Very amusing. My 6 y/o son thought it was good too.
Thanks.
IainB:
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From: http://innov8tiv.com/9-famous-actors-who-died-on-sets-during-film-production/
9 Famous Actors Who Died on Sets During Film Production
- by Fahad Saleem April 7, 2017
Number 7: Steve Irwin
Steve Irwin was a famous wild life presenter. He died in 2006 while filming his documentary “The Crocodile Hunter: Ocean’s Deadliest”. He died when a Stingray fish bit him.
Arizona Hot:
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
Some people won't go anywhere without their pets
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Arizona Hot:
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
If you eat a lot of Smucker's. is that evidence that you are a schmuck?
schmuck (n.)
also shmuck, "contemptible person," 1892, from East Yiddish shmok, literally "penis," probably from Old Polish smok "grass snake, dragon," and likely not the same word as German Schmuck "jewelry, adornments," which is related to Low German smuck "supple, tidy, trim, elegant," and to Old Norse smjuga "slip, step through" (see smock).
In Jewish homes, the word was "regarded as so vulgar as to be taboo" [Leo Rosten, "The Joys of Yiddish," 1968] and Lenny Bruce wrote that saying it on stage got him arrested on the West Coast "by a Yiddish undercover agent who had been placed in the club several nights running to determine if my use of Yiddish terms was a cover for profanity." Euphemized as schmoe, which was the source of Al Capp's cartoon strip creature the shmoo.
"Additional associative effects from German schmuck 'jewels, decoration' cannot be excluded (cross-linguistically commonplace slang: cf. Eng. 'family jewels')" [Mark R.V. Southern, "Contagious Couplings: Transmission of Expressives in Yiddish Echo Phrases," 2005]. But the English phrase refers to the testicles and is a play on words, the "family" element being the essential ones. Words for "decoration" seem not to be among the productive sources of European "penis" slang terms.
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=schmuck
MilesAhead:
schmuck (n.)
-Arizona Hot (April 11, 2017, 09:58 PM)
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If you happen to Schlep on over to google, see "putz." :)
I have always considered "Schmucked" to be a verb. If you made a fool of someone we say you fooled them in English. So I figure in Yiddish slang if you made a Schmuck out of someone, you have Schmucked them. Seems logical at least. :)
Edit: Therefore I would assume a Schmucker is a person who habitually makes Schmucks out of others.
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