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silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
Arizona Hot:
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content] silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
Edvard:
:o ;D :-\
wraith808:
Now that is funny! Thanks!
IainB:
Trigger Warning!: - a public health initiative sponsored by LLF (Live Life Fully) and the RSHHJJCCU (Ren & Stimpy Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy Consortium for Career Underachievers).
This post and the image depicted:
* May make you wish you had never seen this as you may be unable to forget having seen it.
* May cause feelings of fear or danger as the scene depicted is a crime scene.
* May seem to be suggesting that drivers of Volkswagen motor vehicles will tend to make a habit of running people down on pedestrian crossings in London (UK), and that London therefore presents an unsafe environment for pedestrians and is a potentially dangerous place to visit or live (though this could be true, of course).
* May surprise you with the thought that the scene is actually Halifax, Nova Scotia, on a summer's day, all Photoshopped and made to look like London.
* May give rise to feelings that the image is racist or lacks social diversity, or worse - both.
* May induce morbid or sad thoughts.
* May seem to be unnecessarily silly.
* May seem to be insufficiently silly.
* May contain "adult content".
* May not be safe to view at the workplace.
* May not be safe and may be disturbing to view at home or with family and/or children.
* May be emotionally disturbing and cause feelings of regret if viewed by elderly grandparents who were smoking pot in North London or Chelsea in the '60s/'70s, or who might have wished they had been smoking pot at those places and times.
* May cause said elderly grandparents to go and fire up a hookah with some pot and start listening wistfully to endless tracks of Ravi Shankar playing the sitar.
* May not be safe to view in a public place.
* May not be safe to view in a private place.
* May not be safe to view in a music studio.
* May not be safe to view in a box.
* May not be safe to view with a fox.
* May not be safe to view on a smartphone whilst driving a motor vehicle.
* May not be safe to view on a smartphone whilst having a bath or in the rain, especially if a power charger is plugged-in to the smartphone.
* May make you think you have gone totally deaf or the volume is turned down, until you realise that there is no soundtrack accompanying the image being displayed.
* May risk offending people's sensitivity or musical tastes.
* May make you feel like cr#p as it may remind you that you are insensitive, or tone deaf and/or have no musical taste.
* May make you feel emotionally upset or disturbed in ways that are hard to describe, though the words to do so may be on the tip of your tongue.
* May make you feel funny inside.
* May make you want to sigh.
* May make you want to cry.
* May make you want to go out and kill someone or rip their eyes out.
* May make you want to kill yourself or rip your own eyes out.
* May cause mental confusion or anguish because the image as depicted is surreal humorous art tinged with tragic irony, but you just don't get it.
* May cause uncomfortable feelings of ego-hurt or inferiority because you are unsure what "surreal humour" is.
* May cause uncomfortable feelings of ego-hurt or inferiority because you are unsure what "irony" is either.
* May make you want to look up the definition of the words "surreal" or "irony" or "humour" or "lethalogica" in the dictionary.
* May cause concern in case the scene photographed contains residual particles of peanuts, or seeds containing gluten, or traces of dairy products or monosodium glutamate or dihydrogen monoxide.
* May make you wish there was a Down Vote or Burn button to press.
* May make you wish that the trigger warnings would please, please, just STOP.
Don't worry. All of the above concerns and feelings and any other feelings that you may be experiencing at this moment are perfectly valid and in no way indicative that you are anything less than perfect. They are your feelings and they are right and correct. So, don't let that nasty little voice in your head or that loud-mouthed opinionated, pointy-headed #sshole sat in the next cubicle or bus seat try to tell you any different. Just loudly speak the soothing magic invocation "Shut up, racist!" to them, to make them go away, and then embrace your feelings and thus embrace yourself. Give yourself a really good-feeling real or mental hug - in an entirely altruistic and non-sensuous way, of course (especially if you are in a public place, but it's OK if you are in private or your bedroom - you can knock yourself out then!). :Thmbsup:
(By Tony Futura)
IainB:
Brilliant.
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