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Arizona Hot

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5200 on: December 26, 2016, 11:01:31 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5201 on: January 03, 2017, 09:48:51 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5203 on: January 07, 2017, 10:06:41 AM »
That was really wonderful.  :-* :-* :-*

Does anyone know of any more similar such opera performances?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5204 on: January 09, 2017, 01:12:18 AM »
That was really wonderful.  :-* :-* :-*

Does anyone know of any more similar such opera performances?

Go to the Youtube page for more videos like this.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5205 on: January 12, 2017, 09:39:47 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5207 on: January 18, 2017, 08:41:09 PM »
I mean its your money, teeth whitening can be expensive..jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   TOP 31 Funny and Funny Faces Pictures.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Comic Rage 911 Dispatch .jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

I mean its your money, teeth whitening can be expensive.

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Comic Rage 911 Dispatch

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5208 on: January 18, 2017, 09:59:08 PM »
It's 'Take Your Kids To Work Day!' And, yes, you have to bring them home..jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Take Your Kid To Work Day.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

It's 'Take Your Kids To Work Day!' And, yes, you have to bring them home.

Take Your Kid To Work Day

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5209 on: January 22, 2017, 03:30:44 PM »
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Motherboard Cartoons and Comics


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5210 on: January 25, 2017, 10:27:37 AM »
'50s email -  :huh:

Hi Prell,

Dial Madge and have her take Palmolive to the Ivory Coast to Safeguard the Irish Spring and Lifebuoy with Zest!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5211 on: January 25, 2017, 01:17:20 PM »
'50s email -  :huh:

Hi Prell,

Dial Madge and have her take Palmolive to the Ivory Coast to Safeguard the Irish Spring and Lifebuoy with Zest!

Don't forget good old Bucky Beaver(tm.)  IPana, YouPana, we all Pana for IPana.  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5212 on: January 26, 2017, 07:36:42 AM »
'50s email -  :huh:

Hi Prell,

Dial Madge and have her take Palmolive to the Ivory Coast to Safeguard the Irish Spring and Lifebuoy with Zest!

Don't forget good old Bucky Beaver(tm.)  IPana, YouPana, we all Pana for IPana.  :)


Bucky's Ipana toothpaste was a different category.

Maybe the title should have been: '50s soap-opera email - :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5213 on: January 26, 2017, 08:15:51 AM »
'50s email -  :huh:

Hi Prell,

Dial Madge and have her take Palmolive to the Ivory Coast to Safeguard the Irish Spring and Lifebuoy with Zest!

Don't forget good old Bucky Beaver(tm.)  IPana, YouPana, we all Pana for IPana.  :)


Bucky's Ipana toothpaste was a different category.

Maybe the title should have been: '50s soap-opera email - :)

If I remember rightly, it tasted pretty soapy to me.  The only good thing about it was a large round cap so you could stand it on its head.  :)


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5214 on: January 26, 2017, 08:53:59 AM »
'50s Dentist's email -  :huh:

Hi Ipana,

Please paint a Stripe on the Crest of the Colgate so it will Gleem like a Rembrandt!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5215 on: January 26, 2017, 02:27:01 PM »
'50s Dentist's email -  :huh:

Hi Ipana,

Please paint a Stripe on the Crest of the Colgate so it will Gleem like a Rembrandt!

I thought for a second you might give me the brush off.  Not a good idea since I have arms and hammers.  :)
Then again I am not UltraBright.  After reading your posts Close-up they begin to Gel.  Now I think I get the Signal.  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5216 on: January 27, 2017, 12:27:25 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5217 on: January 28, 2017, 07:57:06 AM »
Windows Update in 3D?  :huh:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5218 on: January 29, 2017, 09:54:40 PM »
Spam.gifsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Go ahead. Report this as spam.

At least you can't get a hacking cough from the Internet.

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Re: silly humor - normal statistical distribution v. paranormal.
« Reply #5219 on: January 30, 2017, 05:52:12 AM »
Not sure whether I or anyone else has previously posted this.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5220 on: January 30, 2017, 05:02:54 PM »
Are there "Sister" printers to go with the "Brother" ones? If on the same home or business network, do they reproduce and should this be allowed or does it result in inbreeding?

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You Need To Believe In Yourself
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5221 on: February 01, 2017, 05:37:04 PM »
The aliens want us to stop spamming them.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

The aliens want us to stop spamming them

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5222 on: February 01, 2017, 05:47:20 PM »
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The aliens want us to stop spamming them
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5223 on: February 01, 2017, 11:09:51 PM »
Speech therapy:
A very attractive young lady speech therapist was getting nowhere with her stammer action group of three young men, consisting of an Englishman,a Scotsman and an Irishman.

She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success. No-one was improving.

Finally, thoroughly exasperated , she said "Look. We seem to be getting nowhere. I'm going to give you three guys some extra special incentive and motivation. The first of you to be able to tell me, without stuttering, the name of the town where you were born, I will have wild and passionate sex with you right here and now in this room, until your muscles ache and your eyes water. I'm serious about this. So, who wants to go first?"

For a moment, you could have heard a pin drop in the ensuing surprised silence and then the Englishman eagerly blurted out “b-b-b-b-b-b-Birmingham!”.

"Oh, I'm sorry. That’s no use, Trevor." said the speech therapist "Who's next?"

The Scotsman said “p-p-p-p-p-Paisley!”

"Oh dear. That’s no better. There will be no sex for you either I'm afraid, Hamish." said the speech therapist "How about you Paddy?"

The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out "LONDON!"

"Brilliant Paddy!" said the speech therapist, delighted, and immediately jumped up, ripped off her clothes and Paddy's clothes, and then set about living up to her promise.

After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex the couple paused for breath and Paddy gasped and then said, “d-d-d-d-d-Derry”.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5224 on: February 02, 2017, 02:53:18 AM »