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MilesAhead:
But I've not tried soylent green...
-Renegade (November 23, 2015, 10:10 PM)
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:-\ :-\ That you know of, that is. Sometimes you can buy mystery meat(s) at the local market(s) :-\ :-\
-barney (November 24, 2015, 07:03 AM)
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I suspect most of those are "Soylent Brown." Just get a nice looking package of ground sirloin for burgers then wait until the next day to take it out of the fridge. Red #2 wears off quickly.
mouser:
The original Mr.Show with Bob and David was one of the funniest shows in recent times. That clip from the new one is great -- can't wait to see their new stuff. :up:
Renegade:
There's a Kickstarter campaign to create a film of paint drying and then pay the British Board of Film Classification to watch it. (They're the censors.)
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/charlielyne/make-the-censors-watch-paint-drying
About this project
The British Board of Film Classification (previously known as the British Board of Film Censors) was established in 1912 to ensure films remained free of 'indecorous dancing', 'references to controversial politics' and 'men and women in bed together', amongst other perceived indiscretions.
Today, it continues to censor and in some cases ban films, while UK law ensures that, in effect, a film cannot be released in British cinemas without a BBFC certificate.
Each certificate costs around £1000 for a feature film of average length. For many independent filmmakers, such a large upfront can prove prohibitively expensive.
Luckily, there’s a flipside to all of this: while filmmakers are required to pay the BBFC to certify their work, the BBFC are also required to sit through whatever we pay them to watch.
That’s why I’m Kickstarting a BBFC certificate for my new film Paint Drying — a single, unbroken shot of white paint drying on a brick wall. All the money raised by this campaign (minus Kickstarter's fees) will be put towards the cost of the certificate, so the final length of the film will be determined by how much money is raised here.
For instance, if we raise £108.59, the film will be one minute long. If we raise £526.90, it'll be an hour long. And so on.
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Arizona Hot:
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
There's a Bunker Hiding $10M Somewhere in Utah
Renegade:
This guy:
https://www.youtube.com/user/ericdubay77/videos
He's a flat Earther.
Just pick anything. It's hilarious.
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