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silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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* Don't worry about the world coming to an end in the US today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.-IainB (November 17, 2015, 02:53 AM)
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Wait ... how did you get this post out?
These 34 Photos Are So Perfectly Timed, They Seem Impossible.-Arizona Hot (November 17, 2015, 07:57 PM)
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nvm, just the overly paranoid ref settings I'm using screwing things up.
Renegade:
NSFW - A guided meditation. :Thmbsup:
IainB:
From Charles Dickens (Channeling Jorge Luis Borges) Created a Fake Library, with 37 Witty Invented Book Titles:
[Charles Dickens] decided to fill two spaces in his new study with bookcases containing fake books, the witty titles of which he had invented. And so, on October 22nd, he wrote to a bookbinder named Thomas Robert Eeles and supplied him with the following “list of imitation book-backs” to be produced.
* History of a Short Chancery Suit
* Catalogue of Statues of the Duke of Wellington
* Five Minutes in China. 3 vols.
* Forty Winks at the Pyramids. 2 vols.
* Abernethy on the Constitution. 2 vols.
* Mr. Green’s Overland Mail. 2 vols.
* Captain Cook’s Life of Savage. 2 vols.
* A Carpenter’s Bench of Bishops. 2 vols.
* Toot’s Universal Letter-Writer. 2 vols.
* Orson’s Art of Etiquette.
* Downeaster’s Complete Calculator.
* History of the Middling Ages. 6 vols.
* Jonah’s Account of the Whale.
* Captain Parry’s Virtues of Cold Tar.
* Kant’s Ancient Humbugs. 10 vols.
* Bowwowdom. A Poem.
* The Quarrelly Review. 4 vols.
* The Gunpowder Magazine. 4 vols.
* Steele. By the Author of “Ion.”
* The Art of Cutting the Teeth.
* Matthew’s Nursery Songs. 2 vols.
* Paxton’s Bloomers. 5 vols.
* On the Use of Mercury by the Ancient Poets.
* Drowsy’s Recollections of Nothing. 3 vols.
* Heavyside’s Conversations with Nobody. 3 vols.
* Commonplace Book of the Oldest Inhabitant. 2 vols.
* Growler’s Gruffiology, with Appendix. 4 vols.
* The Books of Moses and Sons. 2 vols.
* Burke (of Edinburgh) on the Sublime and Beautiful. 2 vols.
* Teazer’s Commentaries.
* King Henry the Eighth’s Evidences of Christianity. 5 vols.
* Miss Biffin on Deportment.
* Morrison’s Pills Progress. 2 vols.
* Lady Godiva on the Horse.
* Munchausen’s Modern Miracles. 4 vols.
* Richardson’s Show of Dramatic Literature. 12 vols.
* Hansard’s Guide to Refreshing Sleep. As many volumes as possible.
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Deozaan:
I don't "get" any of those book titles. :huh:
IainB:
NSFW - A guided meditation. :Thmbsup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92i5m3tV5XY
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-Renegade (November 17, 2015, 09:52 PM)
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:Thmbsup: I reckon this might be almost as good as TM (Transcendental Meditation).
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