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Arizona Hot:
Do's and Don'ts of Time Travel

So, you've finally done it. You've scraped together the millions of dollars, dozens of passports, countless vaccinations and hours and hours of anachronistic language classes. The day is at long last here, and you are ready to take that romantic little vacation – through time. Yes, time travel is everything you've been told. You will meet exotic people, doing exotic things in exotic eras. You will get to see the "Good Old Days" when they were better known as "These Wretched Times." But, before you hit the app button on your genius phone, there are a few things you should know:

Time Travel Don'ts
1.Don't shoot your grandfather. It's tempting isn't it? You've read about people who've done it on countless blogs and seen the very realistic, yet highly grainy videos, on YouTube. Shooting your biological grandfather isn't just against the law, both criminal and temporal, it is considered unacceptable behavior in just about all cultures. For now, let's put aside the thought of setting off a black hole, supernova, chain reaction, and think about this: What did your grandfather ever do to you? He produced your father or your mother, but other than that he's been a pretty decent guy. So put away the Derringer or Blunderbuss and buy the man a drink instead....
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Time Travel Do's and Don'ts by Dane Bainbridge

MilesAhead:
Time Travel Do's and Don'ts by Dane Bainbridge
-Arizona Hot (August 08, 2015, 05:52 PM)
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    Time Travel Don'ts

Don't Go Into The Past - You've done it all before

    Time Travel Dos

Go Into The Future - Stay away from the Tourist Traps(tm)

bit:
Then there was the cook who came to the doctor with an aching ear.
He looked in her ear, and identified a small piece of potato lodged painfully there.
"My dear," he said to her, "your ear is irritated."

MilesAhead:
Then there was the cook who came to the doctor with an aching ear.
He looked in her ear, and identified a small piece of potato lodged painfully there.
"My dear," he said to her, "your ear is irritated."
-bit (August 09, 2015, 09:45 AM)
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When she found out the doctor was a beer drinker, she said "Doc, this spud's for you!"

bit:
Then there was the cook who came to the doctor with an aching ear.
He looked in her ear, and identified a small piece of potato lodged painfully there.
"My dear," he said to her, "your ear is irritated."
-bit (August 09, 2015, 09:45 AM)
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When she found out the doctor was a beer drinker, she said "Doc, this spud's for you!"
-MilesAhead (August 09, 2015, 10:56 AM)
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Waa haha!  ;D  :up: :up: :up:

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