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app103:
Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene.
After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant on his cell phone.

"Hello, Sarge?"

"Yes"

"It looks like we have a homicide here."

"What happened?"

"A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No sir.  The floor is still wet."
-Edvard (July 26, 2015, 12:01 AM)
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That must be an old joke. These days, they would just shoot her, without stepping a single foot on the wet floor.

MilesAhead:
That must be an old joke. These days, they would just shoot her, without stepping a single foot on the wet floor.
-app103 (July 28, 2015, 10:29 AM)
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Not even setting foot inside the house.



Giampy:
http://curiositasmundi.tumblr.com/image/125427901102

TaoPhoenix:
A "Strange" pic posted by mouser on the other board:

MilesAhead:
I high school friend of mine had this poster on his wall.

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