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MilesAhead:
It has been my contention for some time that many quotes attributed to Albert Einstein were created by surreptitious government types in an effort to influence the behavior of Mr. and Mrs. Joe Sixpack.

Putting aside the obvious examples for the moment, I have pasted below several quotes whose authenticity is suspect:

"No good weed goes unpunished."

-- Albert Einstein

"Where d' white wimmin' at?"

-- Albert Einstein

"Because that's where the money is."

-- Albert Einstein

"Bling goes better with Coke."

-- Albert Einstein

"I know what weapons the Third World War will be fought with.
But it's classified."

-- Albert Einstein

"Whistle while you work."

-- Albert Einstein

"She doth teach the torches to burn baby burn."

-- Albert Einstein

"Double your pleasure.  Double your fun.
With Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint gum."

-- Albert Einstein

"Talk's cheap.  I want action."

-- Albert Einstein

"No money.  No honey."

-- Albert Einstein

Also I have it from a reliable source that anything witty longer
than 2 sentences was actually penned by Professor Irwin Corey.  The
World's Leading Authority.

Renegade:
^ Seems legit.

crabby3:
@MilesAhead   :)

"E = MC Hammer."

-- Albert Einstein

MilesAhead:
@MilesAhead   :)

"E = MC Hammer."

-- Albert Einstein
-crabby3 (January 14, 2015, 07:05 AM)
--- End quote ---

I thought it was E = MC Hammered.  ;)

app103:
I'm putting this here because nobody here takes Windows 8.1 seriously(presuming this only works there).
 (see attachment in previous post)
My Country app for Windows in the Windows Store
-Arizona Hot (January 13, 2015, 08:44 PM)
--- End quote ---

I thought it looked familiar...it's a Facebook game.

http://www.game-insight.com/en/games/my-country

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