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crabby3:
The Rat's Point Of View
A Lab Rat had one of his buddies over for a visit. While showing off his maze to his pal the guest rat noticed a guy wearing a white lab coat. "Who's the guy in the smock?" he asked the host. The host replied "He's my servant. I merely ring the bell and he feeds me. Would you like some fresh cheese?" "Sure" replied the guest. Ding ding ding.
-MilesAhead (December 05, 2014, 03:33 PM)
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" ... and would you like a hat like mine as well?" asked the Lab Rat. "That's not a hat!" said his bud... :(
Arizona Hot:
For those of you who like humorous Amazon reviews.
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Arizona Hot:
If a computer virus steals your identity, do you get amnesia?
Is there a zombie movie where the outbreak is caused by a computer virus?
MilesAhead:
Is there a zombie movie where the outbreak is caused by a computer virus?
-Arizona Hot (December 06, 2014, 02:45 PM)
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Is there a Zombie movie where the Zombies look better dead than alive?
Arizona Hot:
Is there a zombie movie where the outbreak is caused by a computer virus?
-Arizona Hot (December 06, 2014, 02:45 PM)
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Is there a Zombie movie where the Zombies look better dead than alive?
-MilesAhead (December 06, 2014, 03:25 PM)
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How about a zombie movie where the characters like and prefer being zombies.
Where they are intellectually-superior creatures, frustrated because their favorite delicacy: brains take such tight co-ordination and teamwork to get and because of this have to be shared among so many people you only get a small portion of the gourmet treat. You don't know how much planning and effort it takes to get it. Ordinary people make it so hard to get their brain. If they only knew how delicious they are.
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