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IainB:
...Of course that leaves only the People to change the Future...

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Very droll.

IainB:
I just found this email in my Gmail Spam folder. Google seem to be really sharpening up their act lately, and are also demonstrating that they have a healthy sense of self-effacing humour. It's good that Google recognise when they are sending you spam and so just send it straight to your Spam folder. Time-saving and efficient. It gets my vote anyway.
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Renegade:
Some really good doge jokes here:

http://imgur.com/gallery/krnJ5

Here's one (more at the link):

IainB:
Some really good doge jokes here: ...
-Renegade (August 12, 2014, 03:17 AM)
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Good ones!

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