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app103:
tl;dr - Fast food hamburgers contain wood pulp.

-Renegade (July 04, 2014, 08:26 AM)
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Nothing really new about that ingredient in our food.

Up until the mid 80's, reduced calorie bread was accomplished by just cutting it a lot thinner. But then all of a sudden, a whole bunch of reduced calorie breads (and now they call them "reduced carb") appeared on the market that the slices were the same thickness as normal bread, and the average consumer liked this much better than just having thinner slices to accomplish the same calorie reduction.

The secret ingredient was the same: cellulose

You know what else is made of cellulose? Kitchen sponges. yummy!

So, in a pinch, if you spill something and don't have a sponge to wipe it up, you can just use a slice of reduced carb bread to accomplish the same task.  :P

Giampy:

Silly and sad humor about Soccer World Cup:


mouser:
Scented Candles for Life’s Disappointments

http://theflickingcandles.com/collections/all

Some samples:

Arizona Hot:


Tech Time Warp of the Week Watch Steve Ballmer Mock Linux While Dressed as The Matrix’s Neo  Enterprise  WIRED

IainB:
A bit of sarcastic British humour:



(Hint: It looks rather like Wandsworth prison.)

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