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Stoic Joker:
From Ren's article:
Although details of Tuesday's event remain unclear, occasional suicides by London bank employees have incited criticism of the demands placed on some financial services workers, Reuters reported.
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Right. Because 'Don't screw-up the economy you greedy prick' is such a complicated request.

crabby3:
A cross-cultural argument that had me laughing out loud. Lots.

There's something slightly Crocodile Dundee about this guy's argument with his neighbour.



-oblivion (January 25, 2014, 04:26 AM)
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Guess no one noticed Justin Flecker is from Australia (Crocodile Dundee) and David Thorne tells him to f**k off back to Austria (Arnold Schwarzenegger).   :huh:

True or not... a mirror in Justin's window, carefully aimed at one of David's windows would have fixed the issue.
This also works well for highrises.  Just in case you don't have a sixty-foot ladder or the stones to climb it.

... been there, done that... twice.  Worked both times.   :Thmbsup:  Two different jerks and houses.

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FYI if someone uses a mirror for this issue.  Remove the/your window screen and clean the window beforehand.

Deozaan:
You got your info right, but the names backwards.

David Thorne is from Australia, and the author of the piece. Justin is the neighbor with the bright light shining at David's window.

tomos:
no bigger insult than telling someone to feck off back to the wrong country ;-)

bit:
Then there was the one about a guy named Arthur who was always wrong, until one day he came down with arthritis.

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