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Stoic Joker:
Several attempts to contact the university have garnered little information about why a vehicle, which was specifically designed for asymmetric warfare, is needed on campus.-Renegade (September 23, 2013, 06:43 AM)
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Militarized campus cops vs. kids with water balloons - yep - that's asymmetric warfare!
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Yes, because Ohio has such a stellar track record with the use of force... (4 dead in O-Hi-Ooo...)

app103:
Apparently true, and an amusing glimpse of "quaint but amazing" modern Americana: Ohio State University Gets Armored Military Vehicle, Repeatedly Dodges Questions About It
-IainB (September 23, 2013, 06:21 AM)
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If it were the Newark campus of any university in NJ, I'd wonder why they only bought one.

I didn't know hazing was such a problem there! ;)

Several attempts to contact the university have garnered little information about why a vehicle, which was specifically designed for asymmetric warfare, is needed on campus.
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Militarized campus cops vs. kids with water balloons - yep - that's asymmetric warfare! ;D
-Renegade (September 23, 2013, 06:43 AM)
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Don't assume that's water in those balloons. There are plenty of recipes for more potent things that can be concocted from stuff available at any $1 store or supermarket that are quite a bit more painful than water, which one could fill a balloon or Super Soaker with, that any dummy can make. And people are less likely to follow the directions, exactly, making substitutes and increasing the amounts of the irritating substances in the recipes, to make them much more potent than intended. And university athletes are more likely to be able to throw a "water" balloon farther, and with more accuracy, than the campus police can shoot with their pepper spray. Sure, so far you have only seen the campus police attacking peaceful students with pepper spray, but if the normally peaceful students are pushed to start fighting back, their pepper spray canisters will be no match for the stuff a chemistry student can concoct and an athlete can throw. And Zombie Apocalypse culture has given plenty of young people the reason and opportunity to think seriously about easy to make homemade weaponry. It could end up a war between campus police and an entire student body with MacGuyver-like skills. (they don't need no stinkin' guns; just common, ordinary, everyday stuff!) ;)

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