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Renegade:
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-kyrathaba (August 31, 2013, 09:43 AM)
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Hahahah! Very nice! :D

kyrathaba:
Irish blonde...

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed
a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the
dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new
clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes!
I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I
don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,
...... but all men...are men!

kyrathaba:
Global Facts About Sex

At any given moment:

FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex - right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT: 1 old person is reading emails.

You hang in there, sunshine!

Arizona Hot:
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tomos:
Some great images there Arizona :up:
The one with "please remove ski masks before entering the bank" - that bank was robbed to the tune of £26.5 million pounds sterling ($41 million) in 2004.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Bank_robbery

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