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kyrathaba:
OLD TIMER'S HOSPITAL STAY
I am a pretty sick old man.
One week I was sick and in the hospital.
There was one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, 'And how are we doing this morning?'
Or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry ?'
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.
Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went !
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.
'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
The nurse fainted..........
I just smiled.
Arizona Hot:
Something Wraith808 ↑ would like.
nosh:
Somewhere in southern India.
Stoic Joker:
(meaning lost in translation) Which only server to clarify why phone support is so painfully difficult these days.
kyrathaba:
^ It's like this deep proverb is almost understandable, but skims away from me grabbing hold of it...
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