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Renegade:
No idea if this is right, but it very well could be:
http://www.all4humor.com/jokes/funny-jokes/insane-statistics.html
This is funny and sad at the same time…can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at lease 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on deregulated charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is? ... Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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Arizona Hot:
Haha, I get all my forum updates from MouserBot on the IRC Channel, so it just looks like new posts...generally I don't look at the author, I just see a new topic, and go check if its spam haha
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Does this mean that Mouser is a robot or that he has a robot? If the second, it would be a great help around the house(unless it revolted and got rid of Mouser). How could we tell if that happened?
Arizona Hot:
If AIs keep getting smarter, there will come a time when beside "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog" nobody will know if you're analog or digital.
Tinman57:
No idea if this is right, but it very well could be:
http://www.all4humor.com/jokes/funny-jokes/insane-statistics.html
This is funny and sad at the same time…can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at lease 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on deregulated charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is? ... Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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-Renegade (January 21, 2013, 08:15 AM)
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TRUTH! http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/congressionalcriminals.htm
Renegade:
This is funny...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/9813125/Lightning-will-ground-F35-fighter-jet-known-as-the-Lightning-II.html
The "F-35 Lightning" (that's the name), at GBP 150 million per plane, cannot fly in lightning or storms.
How to defeat it? Outfit some Cessnas from farmers for cloud seeding~! :P
Figure around GBP 200,000 or so per aircraft, then throw in a generous 100k for outfitting it and for silveriodide... GBP 300,000... Hmmm... so, for the price of 1 F-35, you can easily get a fleet of 500 aircraft to defeat it. And never fire a shot~! ;D :P
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