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silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
Renegade:
^^ Page 2? That's EVERY page!
God, you can't make this up.
And if they do have a sense of humour, I wish someone would wipe the smiles off their faces. :P
-Renegade (January 18, 2013, 04:39 AM)
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Yes, and if I was an American citizen and I saw the FBI/State judiciary flipping someone the bird like that when given an FOI, I wouldn't stand for it. Why would you pay your government in taxes, just to have them do that to you?
-IainB (January 18, 2013, 07:40 AM)
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What was it that FOI meant? I believe when the state delivers it, it means:
NSFWFuck Off Immediately
Giampy:
Arizona Hot:
Would you like to be able to do this?
Man turns his head 180 degrees
Man without bones
The battery man (He cooks it with regular external electric power flowing through his body.)
IainB:
Spontaneous humour from a fast-food waiter:
So I said “I just bailed out of an attempt to induct me into a cult”. He replied – and I will now channel Dave Barry and assure you that I am not making this up:
“The Obama administration?”
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(spotted here: How do you bait a trap for the soul?)
IainB:
Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.
After a year, only three people applied for the job:
a Japanese man,
a Chinese man, and
a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!
"What a feat!" said the Emperor, "Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! *
The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor, "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
The Jewish samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh!* flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room.
But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead?" replied the Jewish Samurai, "Dead is easy. Circumcision...now THAT takes skill!"
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