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« Reply #725 on: September 23, 2012, 08:25:38 AM »





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« Reply #726 on: September 23, 2012, 08:28:54 AM »

I love that education one! It's so true, and yet, most people will completely ignore it and blunder on in life completely ignorant that they are destroying their children when they send them to school. Very sad... Cry
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« Reply #727 on: September 23, 2012, 08:32:03 AM »





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« Reply #731 on: September 23, 2012, 09:04:54 AM »





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« Reply #733 on: September 23, 2012, 09:16:28 AM »





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« Reply #734 on: September 23, 2012, 09:19:11 AM »






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« Reply #735 on: September 23, 2012, 09:24:19 AM »

HOLY~! kyrathaba~! You're going like light speed ^ 2~!



I really did like that one though -- the Israeli cop cars on blocks. Reminded me of Roger Pion! A total hero! cheesy

You're going too fast to comment on others... I'm not that fast... and I need to grab myself another vodka...
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« Reply #736 on: September 23, 2012, 09:28:54 AM »

Hehe, I'm done for now. Just had a bunch I'd intended to post for some time...
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« Reply #737 on: September 23, 2012, 09:40:41 AM »

Hehe, I'm done for now. Just had a bunch I'd intended to post for some time...

Hahahaha~! cheesy Just needed to get them out of your system, eh? Grin

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« Reply #738 on: September 23, 2012, 09:41:54 AM »

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Hahahaha~! cheesy Just needed to get them out of your system, eh? Grin

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« Reply #739 on: September 24, 2012, 01:10:05 AM »

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« Reply #740 on: September 24, 2012, 07:29:08 AM »

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« Reply #741 on: September 25, 2012, 12:58:13 PM »

Ok, this is totally political, but 110% hilarious! And 120% NSFW. Wink

http://revelandriot.com/n...mophobic-politician-74917


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Dear Emmett C. Burns Jr.,

I find it inconceivable that you are an elected official of Maryland’s state government. Your vitriolic hatred and bigotry make me ashamed and disgusted to think that you are in any way responsible for shaping policy at any level. The views you espouse neglect to consider several fundamental key points, which I will outline in great detail (you may want to hire an intern to help you with the longer words):

1. As I suspect you have not read the Constitution, I would like to remind you that the very first, the VERY FIRST Amendment in this founding document deals with the freedom of speech, particularly the abridgment of said freedom. By using your position as an elected official (when referring to your constituents so as to implicitly threaten the Ravens organization) to state that the Ravens should “inhibit such expressions from your employees,” more specifically Brendon Ayanbadejo, not only are you clearly violating the First Amendment, you also come across as a narcissistic fromunda stain. What on earth would possess you to be so mind-boggingly stupid? It baffles me that a man such as yourself, a man who relies on that same First Amendment to pursue your own religious studies without fear of persecution from the state, could somehow justify stifling another person’s right to speech. To call that hypocritical would be to do a disservice to the word. Mindfucking obscenely hypocritical starts to approach it a little bit.

2. “Many of your fans are opposed to such a view and feel it has no place in a sport that is strictly for pride, entertainment, and excitement.” Holy fucking shitballs. Did you seriously just say that, as someone who’s “deeply involved in government task forces on the legacy of slavery in Maryland”? Have you not heard of Kenny Washington? Jackie Robinson? As recently as 1962 the NFL still had segregation, which was only done away with by brave athletes and coaches daring to speak their mind and do the right thing, and you’re going to say that political views have “no place in a sport”? I can’t even begin to fathom the cognitive dissonance that must be coursing through your rapidly addled mind right now; the mental gymnastics your brain has to tortuously contort itself through to make such a preposterous statement are surely worthy of an Olympic gold medal (the Russian judge gives you a 10 for “beautiful oppressionism”).

3. This is more a personal quibble of mine, but why do you hate freedom? Why do you hate the fact that other people want a chance to live their lives and be happy, even though they may believe in something different than you, or act different than you? How does gay marriage, in any way shape or form, affect your life? If gay marriage becomes legal, are you worried that all of a sudden you’ll start thinking about penis? “Oh shit. Gay marriage just passed. Gotta get me some of that hot dong action!” Will all of your friends suddenly turn gay and refuse to come to your Sunday Ticket grill-outs? (Unlikely, since gay people enjoy watching football too.)

I can assure you that gay people getting married will have zero effect on your life. They won’t come into your house and steal your children. They won’t magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster. They won’t even overthrow the government in an orgy of hedonistic debauchery because all of a sudden they have the same legal rights as the other 90 percent of our population—rights like Social Security benefits, child care tax credits, Family and Medical Leave to take care of loved ones, and COBRA healthcare for spouses and children. You know what having these rights will make gays? Full-fledged American citizens just like everyone else, with the freedom to pursue happiness and all that entails. Do the civil-rights struggles of the past 200 years mean absolutely nothing to you?

In closing, I would like to say that I hope this letter, in some small way, causes you to reflect upon the magnitude of the colossal foot in mouth clusterfuck you so brazenly unleashed on a man whose only crime was speaking out for something he believed in. Best of luck in the next election; I’m fairly certain you might need it.

Sincerely,
Chris Kluwe

P.S. I’ve also been vocal as hell about the issue of gay marriage so you can take your “I know of no other NFL player who has done what Mr. Ayanbadejo is doing” and shove it in your close-minded, totally lacking in empathy piehole and choke on it. Asshole.
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« Reply #742 on: September 25, 2012, 01:46:35 PM »

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« Reply #743 on: September 25, 2012, 02:11:16 PM »

If they used iOS 6 Bilbo's story title would have been: There and Back and uh... There and...er...no...There and...um...wait!...uh..Back and aha! ...then go There and Back Again! How simple Frodo my boy!



Hmm...



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« Reply #744 on: September 25, 2012, 03:06:35 PM »

Apple Maps, the quickest way to get nowhere in particular.
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« Reply #745 on: September 26, 2012, 08:36:32 AM »

This one is definitely silly humour. It really does makes me laugh out loud -
but I see it has 25 dislikes vs. 16 likes, so YMMV Wink

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD6B0pX9UOQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD6B0pX9UOQ</a>


(Incidentally: uploaded by one of the members of the 70's band, 'The Jags'. Anyone remember the hit I got your number, written on the back of my hand? I loved that track...)
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« Reply #746 on: September 26, 2012, 10:41:55 AM »

Don't know if this ever happened to anyone else here. But it happened to me last week. undecided

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« Reply #747 on: September 26, 2012, 11:40:49 AM »

Don't know if this ever happened to anyone else here. But it happened to me last week. undecided
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Not that exactly, but I can certainly relate. smiley
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« Reply #748 on: September 27, 2012, 08:55:28 AM »

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« Reply #749 on: September 29, 2012, 04:34:26 AM »

What's the news like in South Africa?



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