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silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
4wd:
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
SpoilerA r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
Renegade:
That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
-4wd (August 24, 2012, 06:56 AM)
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HAHAHA~! ;D :up:
Curt:
... "congress" of baboons ... is not new; I heard it used maybe five years ago in an episode of Steven Fry's TV-show QI (short for "Quite Interesting") ...-Curt (August 08, 2012, 08:23 AM)
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I have just watched a re-run of the episode in mention, and was reminded that the new phrase not is "a congress", but "a flange" (-of baboons)!
Renegade:
Just, awesomeness. :Thmbsup:
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
Arizona Hot:
Does anyone know of a fruit punch with real punch, the kind that leaves you bruised and bleeding(the revenge of the fruit that got pureed to make it)? I can imagine a picture of a battered guy with a caption related to that.
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