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Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  (Read 665853 times)
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« Reply #600 on: August 20, 2012, 03:59:12 AM »

A superb guide to life-skills from The Onion:

nice twist to the cliches cheesy

led me to this:
Woman Has Bizarre Ability To Share Details About Personal Life With Parents
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« Reply #601 on: August 20, 2012, 04:30:15 AM »


I would have thought the ability to not share would be bizarre, bordering on being a super-power. tongue
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« Reply #602 on: August 20, 2012, 05:48:06 AM »


I would have thought the ability to not share would be bizarre, bordering on being a super-power. tongue

you obviously have a different history to me.
Was only around the age of 30 that I started getting closer to my parents. And I know lots like me, guess that's why I found the "article" amusing.
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« Reply #603 on: August 20, 2012, 06:15:45 AM »

you obviously have a different history to me.
Was only around the age of 30 that I started getting closer to my parents. And I know lots like me, guess that's why I found the "article" amusing.

Ah. Got it.

I haven't lived in the same country (or time zone) since early 1996. So, it makes it a bit hard to keep in touch. But compared to most people I know, I still have a better relationship with my parents. I kind of take that for granted sometimes.
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« Reply #604 on: August 20, 2012, 06:51:38 AM »


wonderful self-ironic story ♥
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« Reply #605 on: August 20, 2012, 09:34:37 AM »

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« Reply #606 on: August 20, 2012, 11:42:07 AM »

Grin ^ Thmbsup
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« Reply #607 on: August 20, 2012, 11:42:27 AM »

Grin ^ Thmbsup

+1!!
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« Reply #608 on: August 20, 2012, 02:03:47 PM »


[http://www.pidjin.net/]
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« Reply #609 on: August 21, 2012, 09:04:07 AM »



 cheesy
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« Reply #610 on: August 21, 2012, 02:21:25 PM »

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« Reply #611 on: August 21, 2012, 02:22:24 PM »

You can always tell when the self-employed people aren't very busy as they seem to post a lot more at DC then...
For those people I have these:
World's Geekiest License Plates (2012 Version)   http://www.cio.com/slides...-#slide1?source=ctwartcio

Tech Survivors Geek Technologies That Still Thrive 25 to 50 Years Later  
http://www.cio.com/slides...ive-25-to-50-Years-Later-

The Evolution of the Desktop GUI  
http://www.cio.com/articl...lution_of_the_Desktop_GUI

For the desperately procrastinating, I have these(Let me know if they should be in a different topic):  

How to theoretically turn a sphere inside out    
http://www.youtube.com/wa...7EcCs&feature=related

A camera that can see around corners    
http://www.cnn.com/2012/0...camera-corners/index.html

Visualizing Light at Trillion FPS, Camera Culture, MIT Media Lab    
http://web.media.mit.edu/~raskar//trillionfps/

Let me know if you want your mind blown. I have some links to Mind Blow videos.
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« Reply #612 on: August 23, 2012, 12:28:49 AM »

I'll leave this in the NSFW department and let people assume the worst!  tongue

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« Reply #613 on: August 23, 2012, 04:21:19 AM »

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« Reply #614 on: August 23, 2012, 03:03:19 PM »









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« Reply #615 on: August 24, 2012, 06:56:11 AM »

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......



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« Reply #616 on: August 24, 2012, 07:13:42 AM »

That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

HAHAHA~! Grin  thumbs up
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« Reply #617 on: August 24, 2012, 11:42:54 AM »

...  "congress" of baboons ... is not new; I heard it used maybe five years ago in an episode of Steven Fry's TV-show QI (short for "Quite Interesting") ...

I have just watched a re-run of the episode in mention, and was reminded that the new phrase not is "a congress", but "a flange" (-of baboons)!
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« Reply #618 on: August 25, 2012, 11:20:55 AM »

Just, awesomeness.  Thmbsup



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« Reply #619 on: August 26, 2012, 06:43:26 PM »

Does anyone know of a fruit punch with real punch, the kind that leaves you bruised and bleeding(the revenge of the fruit that got pureed to make it)? I can imagine a picture of a battered guy with a caption related to that.
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« Reply #620 on: August 26, 2012, 06:49:18 PM »

Renegade, where did you get the Seuss picture? I was wondering how they got the fonts to match.





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« Reply #621 on: August 27, 2012, 01:01:21 AM »

Renegade, where did you get the Seuss picture? I was wondering how they got the fonts to match.

Someone posted it on Facebook. No idea where it came from though...
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« Reply #622 on: August 27, 2012, 01:12:55 AM »

OK, I used Google Image Search to find this page. This seems to be the source of the picture. The content of the site strongly supports this opinion.



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« Reply #623 on: August 27, 2012, 06:32:30 AM »

Someone posted it on Facebook. No idea where it came from though...

"I'm sorry, Mr. Renegade, did you just admit to an act of copyright violation by reposting it here without knowing the source? Come along now."

Really, I'm amazed the Web 2.0 of "Sharing" hasn't collided more explosively with current copyright law.
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« Reply #624 on: August 30, 2012, 04:40:24 AM »

Someone posted it on Facebook. No idea where it came from though...

"I'm sorry, Mr. Renegade, did you just admit to an act of copyright violation by reposting it here without knowing the source? Come along now."

Really, I'm amazed the Web 2.0 of "Sharing" hasn't collided more explosively with current copyright law.


Yes. I'm a pirate. Raise your hand if you want it chopped off before I keel-haul ya~! Gar... Wink


However, this pirate has another plan stoking in the fires...



I'm wondering if I could start an Indiegogo campaign to raise funds to buy napalm and a stealth bomber. tongue

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