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« Reply #575 on: August 11, 2012, 08:08:52 AM » |
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« Reply #576 on: August 11, 2012, 11:58:46 AM » |
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« Reply #578 on: August 11, 2012, 01:54:06 PM » |
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what's your man's name (English comedian I think?) Fox is good, all right! |
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« Reply #579 on: August 11, 2012, 02:11:24 PM » |
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what's your man's name (English comedian I think?) Fox is good, all right! I don't know the guy's name. I just saw the pic on FB and laughed, and thought I'd pass it on.  Maybe someone else knows? |
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« Reply #581 on: August 12, 2012, 03:21:24 PM » |
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« Reply #582 on: August 13, 2012, 03:33:43 AM » |
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what's your man's name (English comedian I think?) Fox is good, all right! I don't know the guy's name. I just saw the pic on FB and laughed, and thought I'd pass it on. Maybe someone else knows? Here - it's Jimmy Carr on the WTC: |
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« Reply #583 on: August 13, 2012, 06:06:25 AM » |
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^^ Ah - Never seen that before. I'll look for a longer clip as it seems pretty funny.  |
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« Reply #584 on: August 15, 2012, 07:56:17 PM » |
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« Reply #585 on: August 15, 2012, 09:17:41 PM » |
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What would you say if you saw a old midget in a wheelchair with his face painted brown and a blue mohawk haircut with a riding crop and a dog leash on a tall blonde woman with the back of her mohawk dyed black as she wears net stockings, a short miniskirt, a low cut blouse revealing massive tits, in boots that you'd expect to see on an astronaut, martian antennae stuck to her forehead, with her hands handcuffed behind her back, while they're crossing the street at a crosswalk?  |
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« Reply #586 on: August 15, 2012, 10:42:52 PM » |
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Too bad it's essentially just high speed NFC. Get it working long range at that speed and then... Well, never mind. Some technologies just shouldn't exist. |
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« Reply #587 on: August 16, 2012, 12:14:36 AM » |
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« Reply #588 on: August 16, 2012, 02:22:11 AM » |
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What would you say if My reaction reading that and after clicking the spoiler:  |
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« Reply #589 on: August 17, 2012, 08:30:27 PM » |
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A farmer goes in half with a friend to buy a bull so he can increase his stock.
A couple of weeks later the friend comes by to see how his investment is doing.
The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't look at the cows.
His friend suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.
The following week his friend returns to see if the vet helped.
The farmer looks delighted: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence,
and has even serviced all my neighbor's cows!
"Wow," says his friend, "what did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills'" said the farmer.
"What kind of pills?" asked his friend.
"I don't know, but they sort of taste like peppermint."
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« Reply #590 on: August 18, 2012, 03:15:56 AM » |
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Tangentially related to the topic meme: If you're not working, nothing is NSFW!
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« Reply #591 on: August 18, 2012, 06:12:05 AM » |
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Tangentially related to the topic meme: If you're not working, nothing is NSFW! Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all day |
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Four wheel drive: Helping you get stuck faster, harder, further from help...........and it's no different on this forum  |
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« Reply #592 on: August 18, 2012, 07:56:14 AM » |
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Tangentially related to the topic meme: If you're not working, nothing is NSFW! Look at me I'm self-employed
I love to work at nothing all dayYou can always tell when the self-employed people aren't very busy as they seem to post a lot more at DC then...  |
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« Reply #593 on: August 18, 2012, 08:02:40 AM » |
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More stuff that you just can't make up... http://www.huffingtonpost...d-florida_n_1792366.html?Jackmeoff Mudd Arrested In Fort Lauderdale
A South Florida man with an unfortunate name -- or a strong commitment to pranking police -- was arrested last Friday on a litany of charges in Fort Lauderdale.
Jackmeoff Mudd, 54, was arrested on charges of assault, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer, possession of alcohol in an open container, and violation of probation.
There are more crazy names there, e.g. "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop". Seriously? Yep.  |
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« Reply #594 on: August 18, 2012, 11:45:28 AM » |
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A COWBOY TOMBSTONE . Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
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« Reply #595 on: August 18, 2012, 12:31:58 PM » |
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A COWBOY TOMBSTONE . Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
Oh shit that was funny~! Glad I didn't have anything in my mouth or I'd have spewed it out~! |
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« Reply #596 on: August 18, 2012, 02:05:52 PM » |
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More stuff that you just can't make up... http://www.huffingtonpost...d-florida_n_1792366.html?Jackmeoff Mudd Arrested In Fort Lauderdale
A South Florida man with an unfortunate name -- or a strong commitment to pranking police -- was arrested last Friday on a litany of charges in Fort Lauderdale.
Jackmeoff Mudd, 54, was arrested on charges of assault, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer, possession of alcohol in an open container, and violation of probation.
There are more crazy names there, e.g. "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop". Seriously? Yep. I guess Jackmeoff expects the worst since "his name is Mudd". City names can be funny also: 11 wackiest signs for actual cities |
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« Reply #597 on: August 19, 2012, 02:28:39 AM » |
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For those who didn't understand the "his name is Mudd" reference, here is an article explaning the history and meaning of the phrase. |
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« Reply #598 on: August 19, 2012, 07:19:10 AM » |
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Okay, so Ads are trying harder and harder to grab our attention (and I'm fairly jaded), but this (Email subject line) one caught me completely off guard this (pre-coffee) morning: Need a little study break? Cooking Meth is always fun....W..T..F..? Here's a screen shot:  |
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« Reply #599 on: August 19, 2012, 10:06:58 PM » |
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A superb guide to life-skills from The Onion: There's No Problem I Can HandleBy T. Eric Mayhew September 28, 2005 | ISSUE 41•39  My life has been a series of problems, and I've handled each one the same way. As an only child in a privileged home, I had what you would call an idyllic childhood. Everything was always handed to me. When I was 9, my father pulled some strings and got me a paper route. Well, I quickly discovered that tossing the papers while riding a bike was next to impossible, and the weight of the papers exhausted my arms. My first big opportunity in life had presented me with one of my first big problems. How did I handle it? I hid the papers in a gutter and spent the morning crying behind a bush. Some people look at adversity as a challenge. I'm not one of them. I see adversity like this: menacing, cold-hearted adversity. When life gives me lemons, I wish desperately for lemonade. But as I lack the sugar and ice necessary to make it, the lemons instead rot away in the drawer of the refrigerator until several months later, when I eventually throw them away. When you're in a bind, I'm precisely the guy you shouldn't count on. When people seek guidance, they look to anyone else but me. Need a shoulder to cry on? I'm nowhere to be found. And when the chips are down, well sir, so am I. Everybody faces difficulties in life that seem overwhelming, but it is only the rare few—like me, for example—who simply can't do anything about them, no matter how hard they try, until the hopelessness and despair becomes so overwhelming they can't stop themselves from contemplating suicide. Everybody has problems, and there's nothing to be done but to buck up, pull yourself together, curl up into a ball, and give up. For the surrendering you do today only lessens the pain and humiliation of the defeat you will face tomorrow! Five years ago, my mother gave me the "nudge out of the nest," hoping that, at 35, with a sizeable savings, an apartment in my name, a weekly allowance, a strong back, a set of fine clothes, and my father's connections in the world of business, I might find my way in the world. No sirree. Not me. Like a helpless, flightless baby bird, I sat beak-open on the sidewalk outside of our home crying desperately for my mommy night and day until such time as the authorities were called and I was taken into a group home, where I received the care I need. As I struggle through my day-to-day existence, which mostly involves lying in bed, I am constantly reminded that no matter what life dishes out, I know deep in my soul that I can't face it. And if you're anything like me, you need to just keep telling yourself that you can't either! Sometimes, when everything seems to be going wrong, I repeat to myself of the old saying, "God doesn't make any bad days, just bad people who are good for nothing, like myself." Nobody said it was going to be easy, and for me, it's not only not easy, it's impossible. I look in my heart and I ask myself this question: "Why try?" Sure, I know I've been through worse than this before, but everything that doesn't kill me makes me gradually more and more injured over time, until I'm eventually completely debilitated and can do nothing but ineffectually quiver in pain. When life gets me down, I stay down, hoping to avoid another gut-wrenching blow to the solar plexus. And, when the going gets tough, I bring my knees to my chin and wrap my arms around my head to avoid being trampled to death by all the go-getters who have gotten going! |
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