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What would you say if you saw a old midget in a wheelchair with his face painted brown and a blue mohawk haircut with a riding crop and a dog leash on a tall blonde woman with the back of her mohawk dyed black as she wears net stockings, a short miniskirt, a low cut blouse revealing massive tits, in boots that you'd expect to see on an astronaut, martian antennae stuck to her forehead, with her hands handcuffed behind her back, while they're crossing the street at a crosswalk?

Answer...silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]


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-Renegade (August 15, 2012, 07:56 PM)
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Too bad it's essentially just high speed NFC. Get it working long range at that speed and then... Well, never mind. Some technologies just shouldn't exist.


Presidential Leadership:

Begs for Captions!

What would you say if
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My reaction reading that and after clicking the spoiler:

A farmer goes in half with a friend to buy a bull so he can increase his stock.
A couple of weeks later the friend comes by to see how his investment is doing.
The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't look at the cows.
His friend suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.
The following week his friend returns to see if the vet helped.
The farmer looks delighted: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence,
and has even serviced all my neighbor's cows!
"Wow," says his friend, "what did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills'" said the farmer.
"What kind of pills?" asked his friend.
"I don't know, but they sort of taste like peppermint."


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