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Arizona Hot:
Has anyone here tried one of the new digital drills? They have drill bytes, not bits and those are programmable for just about any use.

Giampy:
A man is near two cows, one white, one black.
A passerby asks him:
"What is their value?"
  "The white one 1000$"
"And the black one?"
  "The black one too"

"And how much milk they produce every day?"
  "The white one ten liters"
"And the black one?"
  "The black one too"

"And how much food they eat every day?"
  "The white one thirty kilograms"
"And the black one?"
  "The black one too"

"Excuse me: when I ask you something about those cows, why do you answer about the white one only?"
  "Because the white one is mine"
Spoiler"And the black one?"
  "The black one too"

Renegade:
Has anyone here tried one of the new digital drills? They have drill bytes, not bits and those are programmable for just about any use.
-Arizona Hot (June 24, 2012, 12:44 AM)
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So is that 8 holes per screw or 1 hole per 8 screws? :P

TaoPhoenix:
So is that 8 holes per screw or 1 hole per 8 screws? :P
-Renegade (June 24, 2012, 10:36 AM)
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Heh - and with THAT setup I can not longer resist: Guess the Celebrity!

From Wikipedia:
"He earned a bachelor's degree in education and theatre and a master's degree in special education from Queens College in New York. He taught special-education classes in the New York City area and was a substitute teacher for regular classes."

Renegade:
So is that 8 holes per screw or 1 hole per 8 screws? :P
-Renegade (June 24, 2012, 10:36 AM)
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Heh - and with THAT setup I can not longer resist: Guess the Celebrity!

From Wikipedia:
"He earned a bachelor's degree in education and theatre and a master's degree in special education from Queens College in New York. He taught special-education classes in the New York City area and was a substitute teacher for regular classes."
-TaoPhoenix (June 25, 2012, 12:31 PM)
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Kotter~! ;D

Welcome back~! :P

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