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Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  (Read 493783 times)
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« Reply #375 on: February 03, 2012, 01:07:33 PM »

First!

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« Reply #376 on: February 03, 2012, 02:58:28 PM »

One more rajnikanth joke:


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« Reply #377 on: February 03, 2012, 03:03:04 PM »

HAHAHAHA Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #378 on: February 04, 2012, 01:46:34 AM »


Bwahahahaha~! Nice!
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« Reply #379 on: February 04, 2012, 08:04:05 AM »

Neck Exercise To Reduce The Pain While On Your Computer.
Amusing - and seems to be correct and potentially useful/beneficial.
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« Reply #380 on: February 04, 2012, 08:41:23 AM »

Satirical comment on the Komen + PP funding backpeddling/fiasco.
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« Reply #381 on: February 04, 2012, 09:03:07 AM »

Planned Parenthood? (I'll try not to rant...)

As they say at the Planned Parenthood Clinic, better late than never.

http://www.frcblog.com/20...ve-us-back-our-tax-money/

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It took a few weeks before I got the alarm code to our clinic. I guess it takes that long for them to trust you. I remember getting the code and feeling shocked. The code was 2229. That seems innocent…until they told me what it spelled out…BABY. Really. Wow. We were really joking about that…our alarm code was mocking the murder of children.

A few weeks later I was introduced to our freezer in the POC (products of conception) lab. This was the freezer that held the fetal tissue until the biohazard truck came for disposal. I found out the name for that freezer…the nursery. Again, that was a joke. How had that become a joke?



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« Reply #382 on: February 04, 2012, 11:38:29 AM »

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It took a few weeks before I got the alarm code to our clinic. I guess it takes that long for them to trust you. I remember getting the code and feeling shocked. The code was 2229. That seems innocent…until they told me what it spelled out…BABY. Really. Wow. We were really joking about that…our alarm code was mocking the murder of children.

A few weeks later I was introduced to our freezer in the POC (products of conception) lab. This was the freezer that held the fetal tissue until the biohazard truck came for disposal. I found out the name for that freezer…the nursery. Again, that was a joke. How had that become a joke?

+1, Ren.
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« Reply #383 on: February 04, 2012, 11:19:50 PM »

Amusing irony at the BP petrol pumps. Following the massive BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico in 2010, this sign was spotted by a BP customer in a petrol service station in Ohio (USA).
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WARNING! Do Not Leave Pumps Unattended You Are Responsible For Spills.
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« Reply #384 on: February 04, 2012, 11:46:48 PM »

3 x cute De Lijn bus adverts UK:
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http://www.youtube.com/v/mgCIKGIYJ1A?hl=en&fs=1&autoplay=1
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http://www.youtube.com/v/gBnvGS4u3F0?hl=en&fs=1&autoplay=1
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http://www.youtube.com/v/LuVPnW0s3Vo?hl=en&fs=1&autoplay=1
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« Reply #385 on: February 04, 2012, 11:49:04 PM »

Malpractice action against Mexican plastic surgeon:
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« Reply #386 on: February 05, 2012, 03:57:53 AM »

Its ok, people. Google has successfully updated the Earth. (some time last year, I had forgotten I took this pic)

Methinks Google thinks its God.


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« Reply #387 on: February 05, 2012, 08:11:14 AM »

Not so much funny as clever:



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« Reply #388 on: February 06, 2012, 07:53:58 PM »

you can make of this what you will, though I see it as some truth in advertising.

this was posted in the window of a game shop in one of our local shopping centres



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« Reply #389 on: February 07, 2012, 12:01:00 AM »

A satire/attack on the TSA:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCTSzJDCzT8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCTSzJDCzT8</a>

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« Reply #390 on: February 07, 2012, 02:15:01 AM »

@Renegade: That's awful bad "satire". Is it a recruitment promo?
Made me want to become a TSA officer right away!     smiley
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« Reply #391 on: February 07, 2012, 07:31:48 AM »

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« Reply #392 on: February 07, 2012, 07:40:43 AM »

LOL!! Just watched the TSA satire vid  Grin
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« Reply #393 on: February 08, 2012, 06:55:51 AM »

Ok, here's one for 40hz - I think you'll like this one! (Though I'm certain quite a few people here will also like it!)



I think we've discussed the topic in a few places in one form or another. smiley
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« Reply #394 on: February 08, 2012, 05:08:16 PM »

Not so much funny as clever:
 (see attachment in previous post)


That is clever but I think the way I do it probably works better in the long run. I have always used strips of paper and clear packing tape to create laminated tags that don't fall off.
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« Reply #395 on: February 08, 2012, 06:14:40 PM »

Ok, here's one for 40hz - I think you'll like this one! (Though I'm certain quite a few people here will also like it!)
 (see attachment in previous post)
I think we've discussed the topic in a few places in one form or another. smiley

@Ren - Yeah, but they're working on it!  Thmbsup Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #396 on: February 08, 2012, 06:27:04 PM »

Ok. Time for some geek chuckles.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4VtNLl6Ca4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4VtNLl6Ca4</a>

The client who sent me the link said half the office was in hysterics over how much this guy's reaction and demeanor reminded them of me. Especially his question "Do they have like a professional version instead of all this bullshit?"

And while it may be true I spend way too much time in server and hub rooms - or with my nose in a tech book - I do in fact recognize what the Windows 8 beta looks like. So I'm not quite as far gone as this dude is. But that doesn't mean I'm not I'm 100% in agreement of his assessment that "this is bullshit."

So ok...laugh it up guys, I sez to my client. tongue

Lucky for you I'm a mostly just a crabby SA and not a true BOFH.
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« Reply #397 on: February 09, 2012, 07:23:49 AM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYqZxiUN5HQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYqZxiUN5HQ</a>

And even better...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9ctu8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9ctu8</a>

A mind is a wonderful thing to lose...

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« Reply #398 on: February 09, 2012, 01:59:24 PM »

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Dude, you need... Elder Sign!
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWT07iRvI9M" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWT07iRvI9M</a>
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« Reply #399 on: February 10, 2012, 02:42:23 PM »

Haha! I had no idea there were so many Cthulhu parody videos. Nice.

- Oshyan
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