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kyrathaba:
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

youngjohn12:
I was about to publish a number of my preferred puns; I had ten of them... actual zingers, too.
Reading through them, I tried to keep only the best, and ones nobody had observed before.
In the end, I had weeded out very much all of them.

IainB:
Italian cruise ships... (Warning: black/crude humour)
SpoilerSubject: Cruise jokes:
With apologies to all those of Italian origin and to those who contemplate a cruise in the Med.

* How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks.
* What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks.
* What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?   -  Follow the captain.
* When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "Off course."
* So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.
* The captain says he is not guilty of manslaughter. He has witnesses to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died.
* I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.
* The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.
* What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? - Nothing - The bottom's dropped out of both.

kyrathaba:
^ LOL  :P    Nice, Iain!

Renegade:
@kyrathaba - Love the new image in your sig~! ;D

Here's some fun (particularly for those of us that play an instrument):

silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

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