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Last post Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  (Read 1186844 times)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #250 on: July 28, 2010, 09:00:41 AM »
Found this one today:

SubsidyVille is a game where you get paid to not play FarmVille.

(see attachment in previous post)
http://friendfeed.co...-you-get-paid-to-not

I've blocked just about every game anyone that I know plays, but that one I like! :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #251 on: July 28, 2010, 02:38:27 PM »
[Elmo's Celebrity Lullaby Video]

That was great! :D


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #252 on: December 11, 2010, 06:54:05 PM »
I just came across these ads that sound like something you'd find in spam or a pornographic website:

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But it was from this page 30 years of BAD pictures. I guess I don't blame Google for thinking "BAD pictures" would be pornographic, but it's actually a family friendly video about a guy who took photos for National Geographic and his initials are B.A.D.

But wow, don't those ads sound like something you'd see in xxx spam?

"1 ridiculously huge [????] a day."
"Watch as this woman is mercilessly [????] to her limits!"


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #253 on: December 13, 2010, 09:26:04 AM »
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But wow, don't those ads sound like something you'd see in xxx spam?

"1 ridiculously huge [????] a day."
"Watch as this woman is mercilessly [????] to her limits!"

LMAO!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #254 on: June 03, 2011, 12:43:52 AM »
From Failbook.com:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #255 on: June 03, 2011, 05:44:36 AM »
Haha, they should make the rest of the bible (and the Qur'an!) that way :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #256 on: June 04, 2011, 07:36:53 AM »
A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #257 on: June 04, 2011, 08:25:22 AM »
oh wow . . . didnt see ^that^ coming
:)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #258 on: June 04, 2011, 10:00:48 AM »
Haha, they should make the rest of the bible (and the Qur'an!) that way :D

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That was excellent~!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #259 on: June 04, 2011, 06:08:15 PM »
'So I just switched the heads.'

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #260 on: June 05, 2011, 02:56:40 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #263 on: June 10, 2011, 02:44:02 AM »
Blimp in the night.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=160851

that was classic ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #264 on: June 12, 2011, 03:15:50 PM »
How do you keep coders in suspense?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #265 on: June 16, 2011, 05:26:42 AM »


This is so great
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #266 on: June 16, 2011, 10:43:14 AM »

loop
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How do you keep coders in suspense?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #267 on: June 16, 2011, 10:53:19 AM »
The Straight Dope site is worth checking out as well - http://straightdope.com/

Ahem... This is a NSFW thread, so...

http://www.straightd...d-sex-with-an-animal

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Has 1 in 8 people had sex with an animal?

Ahem...

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According to Alfred Kinsey — you knew I was going to drag him into this — "some 17 percent of the farm boys in our sample had had some sexual contact with farm animals to the point of orgasm, while half or more of the boys from certain rural areas of the United States had had such experience." Kinsey later alludes to the greater tolerance for such things in the west. I take this to mean that in Kinsey's day, when you saw a happy couple walking down the aisle in Wyoming, it was better than even money that the groom had had sex with a sheep.

IT GETS WORSE~! :D

Bwahahahaha~!  ;D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #268 on: June 16, 2011, 05:59:31 PM »
<snipped>
This is so great

this is so no longer available

he's been mentioned before, but here's a lullaby (just keeping in context) from Tim Minchen



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #269 on: June 18, 2011, 05:42:30 PM »
Mac software insults user....  :D
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Macintosh and Windows getting along just fine...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #270 on: June 20, 2011, 08:35:55 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #271 on: June 20, 2011, 10:38:54 PM »
Cat gets caught barking like a dog. Watch the transition from barking to meowing...it's quite funny.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #272 on: June 21, 2011, 04:58:03 AM »
oh wow . . . didnt see ^that^ coming
:)

Yeah, definitely did not see that coming! http://www.wimdu.com :) :up:
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #273 on: June 21, 2011, 09:34:15 PM »
English is NOT the language of logic:

A wife asks her engineer husband "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied "They had eggs."

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #274 on: June 30, 2011, 12:33:35 PM »



A rap parodying rap, indeed. Kinda NSFW.
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