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wreckedcarzz

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #225 on: June 01, 2009, 08:32:06 PM »
Some of my demotivational posters; for anyone into racing games or the like, these might make you chuckle (the first will make adults cringe ;D)

America's Future Drivers - Speeding past you, one teenager at a time
motivator2904a43a5c1a9d6993ef5fcedc72d9195aadd635.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

NOS - Helping me pwn you since 2003
motivatoraae8498b1f8318a14241dd3a57c306bc1cb56c35.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Nitrous Oxide - You may have a V12 and over 1000 horsepower, but I've got NOS
motivator07c65f75f8f03be4382810d82284efdb4c21c97b.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

[Alternate] Nitrous Oxide - You may have a V12 and over 1000 horsepower, but I've got NOS
motivatore10ba65337736c1a402e3a146a4d9d7d3b6d0829.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

(221MPH is 355.66KPH, and 235MPH is 378.19KPH)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #226 on: June 11, 2009, 03:07:08 PM »
Everything you never wanted to know about poultry so didn't bother to ask.

Chicken chicken chicken

Also there is a recording of a presentation of the paper on YouTube - http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=yL_-1d9OSdk.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #227 on: June 11, 2009, 05:31:16 PM »
Also there is a recording of a presentation of the paper on YouTube - http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=yL_-1d9OSdk.

I don't get it. It was slightly amusing for the first second or two (after the presentation started), but... What's the point?


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #228 on: June 11, 2009, 06:56:17 PM »
Also there is a recording of a presentation of the paper on YouTube - http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=yL_-1d9OSdk.

I don't get it. It was slightly amusing for the first second or two (after the presentation started), but... What's the point?

I didn't want to say anything, I thought maybe I was missing something obvious.
I really don't get it. Maybe the laughter was just contagious?
-Sarah

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #229 on: June 11, 2009, 07:30:17 PM »
I guess the humour for me is that I've sat through loads of proper talks and in every way except the actual content that was a perfect imitation. The paper too, except the words, is formatted exactly like the familiar published research.  So for me it's funny to see such lunacy presented in a format you'd never expect to be anything but serious. Perhaps without that context it's just bland.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #230 on: June 16, 2009, 12:34:17 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #231 on: June 16, 2009, 06:41:00 PM »
This little gem is more dry than silly, and will probably only get a chuckle from the Linux geeks, but here goes anyway:

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Announcing A New Linux Distro: BaitNSwitch Linux

Today, I'm announcing my new Linux company, HookLineNSinker, Inc. (HLNS) which will produce a new commercial Linux distribution: Pricey Linux. HLNS products include Pricey Linux Enterprise, Pricey Linux Small Business Server and The Pricey Linux Desktop. There are also Pricey Linux Support options for those of you who need 24x7 support for your Pricey Systems. And to comply with Linux licensing, we'll also offer a free, community edition of our Pricey Linux known as BaitNSwitch Linux.

Link to full article: http://www.daniweb.c...logs/entry4448.html#

Hmm...this post almost made me think SUSE might have changed its name.  ;) ;D




« Last Edit: June 16, 2009, 06:47:34 PM by 40hz »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #232 on: June 18, 2009, 04:46:31 AM »
From a post on AmazingSuperPowers.com, the best of spam.

A modest fetid pile of spammy comments tends to build up at ASP. Here are some of my favorites and first impressions.

“Check out the new Mexican Swine Flu Ringtone”
Does it come with SARS wallpaper?

“Good article, Thanks. Thanks.”
We changed this person’s life with a post about dinosaurs.

“I want to find good pop music. Help me please.”
Are you on an abstract scavenger hunt?

“Amoxicillin….Amoxicillin. Amoxicillin 500 mg facts. Canine dosage for amoxicillin for sinus infection. How quickly does amoxicillin work. Amoxicillin order mexico mexican. Can i drink beer if i m taking amoxicillin?!”
My best guess is that this was written by an alcoholic Wolfman with sinusitis.

“Is the museum open on Sunday?”
…sure. But they might close an hour earlier.

“Good afternoon! Escort Model information there. Fish-girl men. I am pleased to welcome you to its website, prostitutes and Fish. You can visit my blog.”
You, sir, are a pioneer.

“Good article, Thanks. my name Philip.”
My name Phillip. I bring porn links.

“Prozac…prozac…”
These are the mumblings of depressed zombies.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #233 on: December 02, 2009, 06:01:16 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #234 on: December 07, 2009, 07:57:13 AM »
^Brilliant

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #235 on: January 02, 2010, 06:57:15 PM »
a friend of mine is an anaesthetist and gave me the link to this wonderful video:
http://www.youtube.c...rjcLJ2IE0&fmt=18
2.3 million views and 1157 ratings, and still 5/5 stars :-)

Listen carefully to the lyrics! Edited: The video has now been texted :-) 4.6 mio views!

IF I WAKE, I AM GOING TO SUE
CAUSE
WAIKING UP IS HARD TO DO:

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Much more, but not quite in the same league, can be found on their homepage: http://www.laryngosp...sms.com/fr_index.cfm - they even have a CD (which I of course downloaded).
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #236 on: January 08, 2010, 08:25:14 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #237 on: January 08, 2010, 08:28:20 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #238 on: January 08, 2010, 10:36:22 AM »
Haha, they should make the rest of the bible (and the Qur'an!) that way :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #239 on: May 25, 2010, 03:00:32 AM »
Don't know how ancient this is, but it got me laughing. I think every guy will relate.  ;D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #240 on: May 25, 2010, 04:04:05 AM »
;D ;D
I had missed the last few
lol to Becks, the Internet Bible and "Waking Up is Hard to Do*"

* The followup is (maybe) Breathe
Tom
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #241 on: July 11, 2010, 04:54:26 AM »
I'm not sexist but I thought the wit and pun was so hilarious that I was literally rolling on the floor laughing at this one:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #242 on: July 25, 2010, 11:38:14 AM »
Hehe, Deozaan - that one reminds me of the classic http://bitchmakemeasandwich.com/ . Sexist? Definitely.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #243 on: July 25, 2010, 11:54:25 AM »
This made me laugh when I saw it.  My first thought was, "No thanks, I already have two"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #244 on: July 25, 2010, 07:00:56 PM »
In the Internet Bible vein, this is a site of mine that Nudone helped with (artwork):

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Fuck Satan:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #245 on: July 26, 2010, 01:24:23 AM »
In the Internet Bible vein, this is a site of mine that Nudone helped with (artwork):


I LOVE that site! Nudone did a fantastic job with the art. It has a lot of personality. I wish you'd put some more stuff up there, though. I have been waiting since forever.  :-*

Oh, and your site is currently not working.  :(

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« Reply #246 on: July 26, 2010, 03:55:16 AM »
In the Internet Bible vein, this is a site of mine that Nudone helped with (artwork):


I LOVE that site! Nudone did a fantastic job with the art. It has a lot of personality. I wish you'd put some more stuff up there, though. I have been waiting since forever.  :-*

Oh, and your site is currently not working.  :(

Thanks! I do plan on getting back to it at some point, but I've just got too much on my plate at the moment. Nudone is also extremely busy as well.

It's working again. I was doing some upgrades, and had to roll back. (Grrrrr...) It's a very rare occurrence, but it happens. Usually my upgrade downtime is around 5 seconds up to about 30. Today was ridiculous. (Gory tech details omitted, as well as gorier lazy planning details. :P )

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Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #247 on: July 26, 2010, 06:08:18 AM »


There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have friends.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #248 on: July 26, 2010, 10:18:46 AM »
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I have always admired the INCREDIBLE creative talent of the people at The Children's Television Workshop.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #249 on: July 28, 2010, 07:01:07 AM »
Found this one today:

SubsidyVille is a game where you get paid to not play FarmVille.

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