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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #975 on: December 08, 2012, 03:29:42 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #976 on: December 08, 2012, 06:41:52 AM »
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:P

And when a joke isn't elected, it gets shot! :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #977 on: December 08, 2012, 08:33:28 AM »
Funny video from a politician? Yep. She pulls it off:



I still loathe that demonic hell beast witch, but it was a good joke. (Even if she did plug how she's screwing Australians with her hoax tax.) (And I certainly don't want world domination of K-pop!)

Got to give credit where it's due, even if it's for a demonic hell beast. :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #978 on: December 09, 2012, 04:18:55 AM »
My Mom Said I Could with subtitles   French kids can get away with anything!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #979 on: December 09, 2012, 08:37:30 AM »
My Mom Said I Could with subtitles   French kids can get away with anything!
 (see attachment in previous post)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA~! ;D

Well, what can you say about the fuckin' French? :P

On the (un)funny front, this is wonky:

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From: http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=4XORafNU3vU

Santa is just such a total bastard! :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #980 on: December 09, 2012, 03:45:14 PM »
I've wondered if a "computer dinner" is different than a "TV dinner"? Am I so weird that I am the only person who has thought about this? Is a "laptop dinner" different than a "desktop dinner"? Would a "mainframe dinner" be a multi-course feast. A"supercomputer dinner" would be Molecular gastronomy.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #981 on: December 09, 2012, 05:25:40 PM »
Computer dinners are absolutely different from TV dinners!

One easy example is you need to be careful eating pizza because you will really regret getting pizza grease all over your mouse and/or keyboard!  :o

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #982 on: December 09, 2012, 06:09:51 PM »
A "tablet dinner" would be a bag of cookies or chips.  A "smartphone dinner" would be mints or gum.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #983 on: December 09, 2012, 08:03:57 PM »
I've wondered if a "computer dinner" is different than a "TV dinner"? Am I so weird that I am the only person who has thought about this? Is a "laptop dinner" different than a "desktop dinner"? Would a "mainframe dinner" be a multi-course feast. A"supercomputer dinner" would be Molecular gastronomy.
  I think it will all lead up to a.....
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Molecular Fart!


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #984 on: December 10, 2012, 05:10:38 AM »
A "tablet dinner" would be a bag of cookies or chips.

Or it could be a dinner prepared with a tablet.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #985 on: December 10, 2012, 06:03:00 PM »
Was the slow motion at the end really necessary? :huh:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #986 on: December 10, 2012, 06:51:09 PM »
I'm confused, is there supposed to be another usage for those Apple Tablettes?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #987 on: December 10, 2012, 07:56:28 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #988 on: December 11, 2012, 06:40:05 AM »
I presume these are all true...

Predictions: (Or, "I wish I hadn't said that."

  "Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances."
 -- Dr. Lee DeForest,  "Father of Radio & Grandfather of  Television."
 
"The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in  explosives."
 -- Admiral William  Leahy , US Atomic Bomb Project

"There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the  atom."
 -- Robert Millikan,  Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923
 
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5  tons."
 -- Popular  Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science,  1949
 
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
 -- Thomas Watson,  chairman of IBM, 1943
 
"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year."
 --The editor in charge  of business books for Prentice Hall,  1957
 
"But what is it good for?"
 -- Engineer at the  Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting  on the microchip.

"640K ought to be enough for anybody."
 -- Bill Gates, 1981

"This 'telephone'has too many shortcomings to be seriously  considered as a means of communication. The device is  inherently of no value to us,"
 -- Western Union  internal memo, 1876.
 
"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in  particular?"
 -- David Sarnoff's  associates in response to his urgings for investment in the  radio in the 1920s.
 
"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible,"
 -- A Yale  University management professor in response to Fred Smith's  paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith  went on to found Federal Express  Corp.)
 
"I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper,"
 --Gary Cooper on his  decision not to take the leading role in  "Gone With The Wind."

"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make,"
 -- Response to Debbi  Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields'  Cookies.
 
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way  out,"
 -- Decca Recording  Co. rejecting the Beatles,  1962.

"Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible,"
 -- Lord Kelvin,  president, Royal Society,  1895.

"If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the  experiment.  The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this,"
 -- Spencer Silver on  the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M "Post-It"  Notepads.
 
"Drill for oil?  You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy,"
 -- Drillers who  Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for  oil in 1859.
 
"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high  plateau."
 -- Irving Fisher,  Professor of Economics, Yale University ,  1929.
 
"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value,"
 -- Marechal Ferdinand  Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre ,  France .
 
"Everything that can be invented has been invented,"
 -- Charles H. Duell,  Commissioner, US Office of Patents,  1899.

"The super computer is  technologically impossible. It would take all of the water that flows over Niagara Falls to cool the heat generated by the number of vacuum tubes required."
 -- Professor of Electrical  Engineering, New York  University

"I don't know what use any one could find for a machine that would make copies of documents. It certainly couldn't be a feasible business by itself."
 -- the head of IBM,  refusing to back the idea, forcing the inventor to found  Xerox.

"Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction."
 -- Pierre Pachet,  Professor of Physiology at Toulouse ,  1872

"The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon,"
 -- Sir John Eric  Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary  to Queen Victoria 1873.

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their  home."
-- Ken Olson,  president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp.,  1977.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #989 on: December 11, 2012, 07:57:06 AM »
^^ About those predictions...

They are kind of fun to laugh at, but while reading, I couldn't help but think that it was rather disingenuous to laugh so much. For example:

"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high  plateau."
 -- Irving Fisher,  Professor of Economics, Yale University ,  1929.

Well, is that in 1929 dollars? The US dollar has lost over 96% of its value since 1913 or so. And can the stocks be compared adequately? I think that context makes that a bit more reasonable than say Bill Gates' 640K comment, where he didn't account for porn. :P

I'm curious about what he meant there though, as I can imagine scenarios where that would be true, and others where it's just silly.
 
"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value,"
 -- Marechal Ferdinand  Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre ,  France .

Air power was only of real military value arguably by the Vietnam era, but only tactically by the first Gulf War. Proof? 75% of all casualties on D-Day were from artillery. Air power had no real strategic effect in WWII (German factories were up and running very quickly after being bombed). (I know someone is going to not like this argument -- please just go read up on the effects of air power in WWII as it's been covered by people much better than me at explaining it.) The primary purpose of air power then was for terror, which the Germans improved with the Stukkas. You can look at military analysis of things like the Crocodile flame thrower where they perfectly well state that the purpose of the weapon is for terror. Fear is a great weapon.

I don't know when he said that, but he died in 1929, so it really was true then.


But, those quotes were certainly entertaining! :D


I like this one:
 
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5  tons."
 -- Popular  Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science,  1949

Hey! It's true~! :D

If I may throw out a quick one for today... Adherents to the 2nd law of thermodynamics...

https://en.wikipedia...aw_of_thermodynamics

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The second law of thermodynamics states that the entropy of an isolated system never decreases, because isolated systems spontaneously evolve towards thermodynamic equilibrium -- the state of maximum entropy.

From some reading I've been doing, that only applies to flat space-time, and not to curved space-time. It may well be added to that list at some point in the future. :D We'll see.


Oh yeah... And this:

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way  out,"
 -- Decca Recording  Co. rejecting the Beatles,  1962.

Pfft~! Anyone who hates guitars is just WRONG~! (See my sig. ;) ) (Total bias there!)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #990 on: December 11, 2012, 09:15:16 AM »
Some fun for some:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #992 on: December 14, 2012, 09:23:20 AM »
Smoke it up! :D

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And, just for the sake of silliness:

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We live in a record-breaking world! :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #994 on: December 14, 2012, 05:23:59 PM »
Having lost all the brushes is not a good reason to not paint:
http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=5sLx1L0IsP0
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #995 on: December 14, 2012, 05:44:19 PM »
Having lost all the brushes is not a good reason to not paint:
http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=5sLx1L0IsP0


That's ... just ... epic!

There might be a bit of cleaning up to do afterward!  8)

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« Reply #996 on: December 14, 2012, 05:50:36 PM »
Having lost all the brushes is not a good reason to not paint:
http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=5sLx1L0IsP0


That's ... just ... epic!

There might be a bit of cleaning up to do afterward!  8)
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« Reply #997 on: December 16, 2012, 03:53:54 PM »
"I remember my grandad showed me a fake pound note from WWII. Apparently the Nazi’s dropped huge quantities of fake money to devalue the currency and f@ck the economy. Sort of like the bank of England eh?"
Source - here.

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« Reply #998 on: December 16, 2012, 10:39:07 PM »
These are great, guys.  THanks!

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« Reply #999 on: December 16, 2012, 11:18:03 PM »
SPACE!

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Not related!

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