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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #875 on: November 13, 2012, 11:09:13 AM »
58% of Americans didn't even vote.  If any of their names are on the petitions...  >:(

Fraud
Well, given that they are determined by fraud, can you blame them? And then it wouldn't matter anyways. Goldman Sachs always wins. Vote for GS red or vote for GS blue? Not much of a choice.

The new hilarity is that there is a petition to strip people of their citizenship! Well, duh! That's what they're asking for - their own country~! :D :P

You just can't make this stuff up... One laugh after the next! :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #876 on: November 13, 2012, 05:32:39 PM »
College Humor: Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends

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There may have been gay rights victories in Maine, Maryland, Washington and Minnesota this past election, but there are still states out there doing their best to keep couples from getting married.
For those states, the men of College Humor have an ultimatum: Let them get hitched, or they'll bite the bullet and start marrying your girlfriends.
They have a pretty solid case, guys.

College Humor: Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #877 on: November 13, 2012, 05:44:16 PM »
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'Overly Attached Girlfriend' turns her crazy-eyed attention to your PC

One virtual bouquet of roses goes out to YouTube sensation Laina Walker for totally monetizing her "Overly Attached Girlfriend" character and landing the starring role in this bizarre Samsung ad. Watch the wild-eyed woman transform into an "Overly Attached Computer" that creeps us right out with all the ways it can totally ruin our lives. What's she threatening this time? Oh, just unfriending everyone we ever knew, annihilating our files and firing off dirty messages to our dads. Is that enough to persuade you to look up what the boring-sounding SSD 840 does? How about her promise to leak all your passwords, credit cards and bank account info? Yup, we're freaked.

Laina Walker, also known as Overly Attached Girlfriend, stars in Samsung ad

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #878 on: November 13, 2012, 05:50:15 PM »
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Haunted toaster from 1984 episode of Today show

Contrary to what you might think, the Internet did not invent stupid videos. This one, a clip from the "Today" show, dates all the way back to 1984. It profiles June O'Brien, a woman who claims her toaster is possessed by the devil: It talks to her in an evil voice, spits out toasted emblazoned with "SATAN LIVES," and shoots fire. "Why have you kept this toaster?" asks interviewer Richard Dominick (who, not surprisingly, apparently went on to be a producer on Jerry Springer's talk show). "When all is said and done, it makes good toast," June answers. Can't argue with that.

Haunted toaster from 1984 episode of Today show

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #879 on: November 13, 2012, 06:51:34 PM »
The infinity of hilarity is spiraling out of control~! ;D :P

Reality is so much funnier than fiction! :D

Gee, what next, deport everyone that isn't a sheeple?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #880 on: November 13, 2012, 09:24:08 PM »

Nah, I'm sure there's a couple more groups who would stay.  You know, the Slaves to the Machine, stool pigeons, and "people who have nothing to hide" .

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #881 on: November 15, 2012, 03:16:18 PM »
Any of you world-travelers ever use these on your journey?

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I got this from here.   They are used on the island of R'lyeh.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #882 on: November 15, 2012, 06:03:56 PM »
How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?
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None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #883 on: November 16, 2012, 06:16:18 AM »
Heroes of Science

http://datazoid.devi...on-Figures-337514889

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #884 on: November 16, 2012, 09:54:24 AM »
I could post this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many threads...

MUST SEE~!



Where would you post it?

Hard decision!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #885 on: November 16, 2012, 10:00:36 AM »
I could post this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many threads...
Where would you post it?
Hard decision!

Gadget Friday? :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #886 on: November 16, 2012, 10:05:04 AM »
Heroes of Science

http://datazoid.devi...on-Figures-337514889
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I actually have a Jung action figure! (Somewhere in the stuff I just moved!)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #887 on: November 18, 2012, 07:46:23 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #888 on: November 19, 2012, 12:16:39 AM »
Perhaps the thing we are most guilty of on this forum is beating meta discussions to death  ;D

I think this needs a discussion! :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #889 on: November 19, 2012, 12:52:16 AM »
Perhaps the thing we are most guilty of on this forum is beating meta discussions to death  ;D

I think this needs a discussion! :P

Yeah, well, before we go off on a discussion about that, shouldn't we at least try to figure out whether we need to have that discussion or not? :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #890 on: November 19, 2012, 08:50:27 AM »
A game store floor in France.

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It's flat.
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« Reply #891 on: November 19, 2012, 09:29:31 AM »
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« Reply #892 on: November 19, 2012, 10:25:50 AM »
- carpe noctem

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #894 on: November 19, 2012, 05:46:56 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #895 on: November 19, 2012, 05:50:33 PM »
Santa, you do realize...

...this means war.

I don't get it.


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« Reply #896 on: November 19, 2012, 06:00:01 PM »
Santa, you do realize...

...this means war.

I don't get it.
Maybe it's not funny...shouldn't need an explanation.  Fail!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #897 on: November 20, 2012, 04:17:02 AM »
^ I had to think
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he didnt get what he wanted?
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #898 on: November 20, 2012, 10:34:50 AM »
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WHO NEEDS OIL?
I RIDE THE BUS

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« Reply #899 on: November 20, 2012, 11:54:08 AM »
^ I had to think
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he didnt get what he wanted?

Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck.
Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!
Love, Joey


Dear Joey,
Let me make it up to you. Tonight, I'm gonna set fire to your house.
Then you'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with!
Love, Santa