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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #775 on: October 02, 2012, 12:20:50 PM »
This is very popular on [url=http://www.amazon] Amazon
Did you see the other pictures?

Playmobil terrorist.jpg

« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 12:23:18 PM by Arizona Hot, Reason: To add the picture. »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #776 on: October 02, 2012, 12:49:36 PM »
This is very popular on Amazon
Did you see the other pictures?

lol, no I hadn't ;D

act like this:
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this follows:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #777 on: October 02, 2012, 01:50:30 PM »
Is that a sow or a hippie pig?

Playmobil detail.jpg

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #778 on: October 05, 2012, 01:29:40 AM »
This is just hilarious...

http://www.calgarysu...e-history-wasnt-weed

Cops have "major drug bust" as they pull up over 1600 daisies, thinking it was marijuana.

And they issue a big press release about it.

Who better than the Candian PM to make Canadians look like total retards? The cops~! :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #779 on: October 05, 2012, 06:50:25 AM »
^From above article^
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Police were certainly convinced they had a huge haul of pot — and this was not the opinion of some lone rookie, frisky at the prospect of a big drug raid.
 
This was the judgment of veteran officers from the Combined Forces Special Enforcement Unit of the Alberta Law Enforcement Response Team — supposedly the best drug squad this province has to offer

Holy Crap...Seriously?!? So it was easy to confuse them because why? ...They are both green plants?? Damn...that's just pathetic. The fuzz needs to fix the guy's garden, drop the BS/CYA possession charge, fix his reputation, and then leave him alone.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #780 on: October 05, 2012, 07:25:55 AM »
They were Montauk daisies. I did a search for images - when not in flower, they're very different to the daisies I'd know in that they have a bushy plant.
Now I'm far from an expert with cannabis plants, but I could tell the difference fairly easily.
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that sounds like that photoshopped meme doesnt it :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #781 on: October 05, 2012, 07:31:57 AM »
For those that don't click through, here's the game of "pick the pot":

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #782 on: October 05, 2012, 07:36:12 AM »
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 :P
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Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. - John Diefenbaker

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #784 on: October 05, 2012, 08:57:11 AM »
For those that don't click through, here's the game of "pick the pot":
 (see attachment in previous post)
"I definitely think it's the one on right... yeah, definitely maybe... though I'm too stoned to care, lol."

(Now-famous words of a Canadian law enforcement officer).

Also... I kinda doubt the daisies have the characteristic smell that hemp plants have. Those guys ought to be really, really ashamed :-)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #785 on: October 05, 2012, 09:35:12 AM »
Also... I kinda doubt the daisies have the characteristic smell that hemp plants have. Those guys ought to be really, really ashamed :-)

Especially in Canada where 20 years ago 1/3rd of the population admitted to having smoked pot... Don't know what it's like now, but can't imagine it's less. It's not like you can actually get through life and not encounter it at some point. You really have to hide from it.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #786 on: October 05, 2012, 11:36:29 AM »
Also... I kinda doubt the daisies have the characteristic smell that hemp plants have. Those guys ought to be really, really ashamed :-)

Especially in Canada where 20 years ago 1/3rd of the population admitted to having smoked pot... Don't know what it's like now, but can't imagine it's less. It's not like you can actually get through life and not encounter it at some point. You really have to hide from it.

Now see...that's your problem right there. Only 1/3 of the population would cop to it 20 years ago. 20 years ago, in the US OTOH when the same question was asked, over 1/2 of the population simply replied "Shit man...I'm like fucking stoned off my ass now".

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #787 on: October 09, 2012, 05:56:16 PM »
A Stephen Hawking quote from page 14 of The quantum physics of chronology protection:

Time travel.jpg

I think all potential time-travelers are turned in zebras, but someone from the year 2100 said that was nonsense. I don't argue with zebras, what do you think?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #788 on: October 09, 2012, 06:45:14 PM »
Well, I think you have been smoking...which leads to the question, can I have some?   :P


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #789 on: October 09, 2012, 06:54:39 PM »
A Stephen Hawking quote from page 14 of The quantum physics of chronology protection:
 (see attachment in previous post)
I think all potential time-travelers are turned in zebras, but someone from the year 2100 said that was nonsense. I don't argue with zebras, what do you think?


Nonsense! Visitors from the future inhabit the 5th and 6th dimensions and infect the consciousness of humans to observe our time. Some are malicious entities, and the only protection is to guard your brain with tinfoil~! Hats seem to work pretty well. :P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #790 on: October 09, 2012, 07:24:35 PM »
Mind-numbingly stupid...



Funny in a masochistic way.
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #791 on: October 10, 2012, 06:07:43 PM »
cody for president?

CFP.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #792 on: October 10, 2012, 06:24:48 PM »
Mind-numbingly stupid...

...

Funny in a masochistic way.

I think it's funny ... Like Romney is helping education by torching PBS? He should be mocked for that crap.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #793 on: October 11, 2012, 03:59:06 AM »
A silly little joke for the Olympics but I'm late, oh well.

Did you hear the one about the Olympic Runners? Sorry, I can't tell you - it's racist!  :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #794 on: October 11, 2012, 04:30:43 AM »
^ took me a minute to click there
groan....
 ;D
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« Reply #795 on: October 11, 2012, 05:04:09 AM »
^ took me a minute to click there
groan....
 ;D

Those are the best kind!

Here's one that's even worse!
Once upon a time there was a dull witted farmer who had two horses. He could not tell them apart. They ran the same speed, were the same height, and both liked oats. Once day he measured them and he was very happy! Now he could tell them apart!

Wait for it ...

The grey horse was two inches taller than the chestnut horse!


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #796 on: October 12, 2012, 05:34:52 AM »
Say this one aloud:
Hear about the wooden car with wooden wheel, a wooden engine and wooden go?  [wouldn't go]



And look out for the brown-paper cowboy. He wears brown paper boots, brown paper hat and brown paper shirt. He's wanted for rustling.



And then there was the Irish vet who tried to separate a siamese cat.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #797 on: October 13, 2012, 09:46:45 AM »
Saw this:

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Well, duh! That's because it's spelled:

E(x|s)presso

http://www.ultrapico.com/Expresso.htm

:P
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #798 on: October 13, 2012, 09:56:16 AM »
Don't know whether this got posted, so i'm repeating it.
Maleware, the latest advance in computer science, turns wimpy nerds into macho studs. Don't let women use it or they will become aggressive and un-feminine.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #799 on: October 13, 2012, 12:32:48 PM »
Saw this:
 (see attachment in previous post)
Well, duh! That's because it's spelled:

E(x|s)presso

http://www.ultrapico.com/Expresso.htm

:P

Same thing with "especially" -- No X to be found. :)