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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #700 on: September 19, 2012, 12:16:55 PM »
This week being a complete nightmare, after reading ^that^ I now have to ram a fork through one of my testicles in the hopes that I will wake up screaming.

Hopefully, you have some musical sensibilities, and this will save your testicles:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #701 on: September 19, 2012, 12:43:29 PM »
I'm on day of a server (went boom) outage. I spent yesterday reloading the OS & etc. Today I spent trying to figure out which one of the brand new drives I'd overnighted was defective ... because after reloading the OS (and etc...) 3 times the array (mirror with hotspare) kept coming unwound (Foreign configuration detected (Err? WTF?)).

So what songs do you know that all the words in them start with f... :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #702 on: September 19, 2012, 01:38:16 PM »
So what songs do you know that all the words in them start with f... :)

LimpBizkit come close:
http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=_tW4yXjwSXE

that video above is blocked here, here's another in case, the sound is a bit thin on this one:
http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=udSI6nwIOeg
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #703 on: September 19, 2012, 02:05:41 PM »
So what songs do you know that all the words in them start with f... :)

LimpBizkit come close:
http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=_tW4yXjwSXE

Haha! Good answer ... And the first time I've smiled all day.  :)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #704 on: September 19, 2012, 02:49:22 PM »
^ good :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #705 on: September 19, 2012, 05:31:41 PM »
Wow! Just spotted this clip from what looks like a seriously good SF-type spoof out of Pakistan. Going to see if I can find the full movie in the "International" section of my local DVD rental shop. Apparently 1990 vintage.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #707 on: September 19, 2012, 11:12:44 PM »
One for cranioscopical:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #708 on: September 20, 2012, 10:29:31 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #709 on: September 20, 2012, 10:34:40 PM »
Quote from Cosmic Log - whimsy:
My favorite from Twitter: "Now that we have evidence for the Higgs it doesn’t make sense to keep calling it 'the god particle.'"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #710 on: September 20, 2012, 11:13:53 PM »
Just way too funny:

http://www.huffingto...-pigs_n_1877766.html

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http://imgur.com/a/4fQVF

BWAHAHAHAAHA~!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #711 on: September 20, 2012, 11:31:43 PM »
Heh they originally got all grouchy with the pigs and finally someone "got it" and laughed.

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« Reply #712 on: September 20, 2012, 11:46:30 PM »
Heh they originally got all grouchy with the pigs and finally someone "got it" and laughed.

Make sure to check out the other pictures there. Simply fantastic! :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #713 on: September 20, 2012, 11:50:00 PM »
Loved the $137 piggies. Cute.
Just saw this YouTube vid. Not being an American, I had to work to understand the peculiar references to Romney "Jen" and the campaign PR, but once I did I thought it seemed quite clever/funny. The Aussies have the term "Dorothy Dixer" for this.

http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=86FqN3raehs
(Can't embed this.)
Link is: http://meemsy.com/v/3721
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #714 on: September 20, 2012, 11:52:56 PM »
Loved the $137 piggies. Cute.
Just saw this YouTube vid. Not being an American, I had to work to understand the peculiar references to Romney "Jen" and the campaign PR, but once I did I thought it seemed quite clever/funny. The Aussies have the term "Dorothy Dixer" for this.

http://www.youtube.c.../watch?v=86FqN3raehs
(Can't embed this.)

Huh? There's no subtitles. That's just the original clip. Or am I missing something? :huh: :tellme:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #715 on: September 21, 2012, 12:00:22 AM »
Huh? There's no subtitles. That's just the original clip. Or am I missing something?
Sorry. Wrong link. Fixed it now.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #716 on: September 21, 2012, 12:24:59 AM »
Quote from Cosmic Log - whimsy:
My favorite from Twitter: "Now that we have evidence for the Higgs it doesn’t make sense to keep calling it 'the god particle.'"

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #717 on: September 21, 2012, 12:04:49 PM »
I got this from an audio hardware manufacturer:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #718 on: September 21, 2012, 03:15:26 PM »
Did y'all hear the one where Judge Wapner had trouble accessing DC on his iPad?

have you tried accessing the mobile version of the forum?

just add wap, wap2, ... into your url, like follows:



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« Reply #719 on: September 22, 2012, 12:11:54 PM »
There once was an Ontarian who's life long dream it was to be a Newfie. One day the man finally saw his doctor about it. The doctor examined him and gave him the prognosis, "Well, if you really want to be a Newfie there is a surgery I can perform, but I have to remove 1/3 of your brain." The Ontarian was so excited, he agreed to do it right away.

During the surgery however, the doctor's hand slipped. The doctor was so upset that he sat next to the man in the recovery room until he woke up. Finally the Ontarian woke up. The doctor immediately explain what happened, and told the Ontarian, "I am so sorry sir, my hand slipped during the surgery and I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain instead of 1/3."

The Ontarian looked confused and replied "Que ce que vous dit monsuier?"

http://invadecanada.us/
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« Reply #720 on: September 22, 2012, 12:45:31 PM »
There once was an Ontarian who's life long dream it was to be a Newfie. One day the man finally saw his doctor about it. The doctor examined him and gave him the prognosis, "Well, if you really want to be a Newfie there is a surgery I can perform, but I have to remove 1/3 of your brain." The Ontarian was so excited, he agreed to do it right away.

During the surgery however, the doctor's hand slipped. The doctor was so upset that he sat next to the man in the recovery room until he woke up. Finally the Ontarian woke up. The doctor immediately explain what happened, and told the Ontarian, "I am so sorry sir, my hand slipped during the surgery and I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain instead of 1/3."

The Ontarian looked confused and replied "Que ce que vous dit monsuier?"

ouch -that was very funny- but not for the Quebecois
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« Reply #721 on: September 22, 2012, 01:18:39 PM »
Did you hear about the guy with a map of Canada tattoed on his rear end?

Every time he sits down, Quebec separates.

:P

The site is hilarious.

http://invadecanada.us/

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #722 on: September 22, 2012, 01:36:39 PM »
ouch -that was very funny- but not for the Quebecois
...but pretty fitting for anybody who believes anybody should speak French. Really :)
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