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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5575 on: August 04, 2018, 12:33 PM »
Enter my mind minefield in order to blow you mind.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5576 on: August 08, 2018, 12:30 PM »
We eloped Announcement Postcard.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  Elopement announcement - funny canteloupe invitation.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   “Quite possibly the cutest elopement announcement EVER!.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

We eloped Announcement Postcard

Elopement announcement - funny canteloupe invitation

“Quite possibly the cutest elopement announcement EVER!

Not silly, but funny.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5577 on: August 09, 2018, 11:09 PM »
No horror movie has ever actually "petrified" someone and no marijuana users have actually been physically "stoned".




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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5578 on: August 10, 2018, 10:18 AM »
Have you ever been a victim of a shirk attack? They travel in schools.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5579 on: August 10, 2018, 11:12 AM »
a shirk attack

Teenagers, amirite?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5580 on: August 18, 2018, 11:11 AM »
Diet Water, Please!.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Water melon bones.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Diet water.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Memes That Will Absolutely Make You Laugh Out Loud .jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Diet Water, Please!

Water melon bones

Diet water

Memes That Will Absolutely Make You Laugh Out Loud
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5581 on: August 20, 2018, 07:22 AM »







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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5582 on: August 20, 2018, 01:24 PM »
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Poison berry ice cream

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5583 on: August 21, 2018, 04:36 AM »
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Re: silly humor - straw danger.
« Reply #5584 on: August 21, 2018, 08:50 AM »
Be careful out there...

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5586 on: August 27, 2018, 03:15 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5587 on: September 05, 2018, 01:31 AM »
My next life by Woody Allen.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

My next life by Woody Allen

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Coke bottle glasses girl

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5588 on: September 05, 2018, 11:02 PM »
I don't think this needs any explanation (Finally! a solution!)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5589 on: September 07, 2018, 02:41 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5590 on: September 07, 2018, 09:43 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! - catch a rabbit contest.
« Reply #5591 on: September 08, 2018, 06:33 PM »
Agency heads of MI5, the CIA and the KGB are having a competition and meet on neutral ground, on the edge of a big German forest.

The contest is as follows: each of their parties should catch a rabbit, using their espionage skills. The party that manages to catch the rabbit the quickest, wins.

First, the MI5 agents head for the forest. When they emerge eight hours later, they carry a live rabbit in a cage. “We posted lookouts around the forest, and after spotting the rabbit, we shadowed it until it showed us his hideout, we then just placed the cage over the entrance and waited for the rabbit to fall in our trap. Neat and simple.”

The CIA team enters the forest and emerges four hours later, holding a rabbit carcass which seems to have been shot and badly beaten several times. “We used satellite surveillance to acquire our target, but during the tracking, the subject tried to escape, so we had to use drastic measures. Still counts.” Nobody objects.

Now, it was the KGB’s turn. The four agents disappear into the forest, and return after only an hour. But they are not carrying a rabbit, but hold a bear between two of the agents. The bear is badly bruised, has a limp and keeps head held down, looking at the ground. Absently, he mumbles “I am a rabbit. My parents were both rabbits.”

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5592 on: September 12, 2018, 04:23 PM »
Did Barron Trump wear a “I'm with Stupid” shirt next to his father.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   For The Love Of God, Remove The Kid First.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    You Are NOT A Fly!.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Did Barron Trump wear a “I'm with Stupid” shirt next to his father?

For The Love Of God, Remove The Kid First

You Are NOT A Fly!


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5594 on: September 17, 2018, 08:47 PM »
Cross-posted from another discussion thread:
I didn't watch this "indie" movie, after reading its (mostly unanimous) poor reviews, but I felt that one succint review in particular (below) was worth mention:
The Incantation (2018)
Rating: 1/10
Oh, the horror!
31 July 2018
"This is a great movie if you're blind, and don't understand english..."

Copied from: ohmanoid's Review of The Incantation - IMDb - <https://www.imdb.com/review/rw4262444/?ref_=tt_urv>

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! - the exotic spresm.
« Reply #5596 on: September 19, 2018, 08:55 PM »
I don't know who/what the guy is in this BBC clip, nor what he's on about, but he's apparently just introduced a new expression into the lexicon of the English language - "exotic spresm": <https://order-order.com/2018/09/18/cables-exotic-spresm/>

The pundits seem to reckon he (probably) may have been trying (and failing) to be clever/trendy, by saying "erotic spasm", as the lady here (watch the guy's eyebrows): <https://twitter.com/MediaGuido/status/1042006841683857410>

These both look like "priceless clips" candidates.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5597 on: September 23, 2018, 11:46 PM »
Maybe they won't notice and will feed me anyway.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   The world doesn't make sense anymore.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]   Why did I watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes last night.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Maybe they won't notice and will feed me anyway

The world doesn't make sense anymore

Why did I watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes last night?

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Re: silly humor - SafePlaces.swf
« Reply #5598 on: October 03, 2018, 03:02 PM »
SafePlaces.swf (in the .ZIP file below) was something of a classic in its time - one that I recently dug up.
Is has some fun for young and old. Bit of an amusing puzzle.
The links to the music that the little guy has on his cassette player are broken though, but they may be on Wayback.
Have fun.
Clue: experiment by clicking objects with the mouse.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5599 on: October 05, 2018, 03:26 PM »
If you kill someone named Herbert, is it considered "herbicide"?