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Last post Author Topic: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  (Read 2126560 times)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5500 on: March 16, 2018, 05:34 PM »
One is becoming utterly sick and tired of this. Enuff already. For Pete's sake, #GiveItARest. They need to stick to their knitting. I get it that they might not approve of the democratic election of this President, but, quite frankly, I don't want it rammed down my throat at every opportunity and I don't give a damn about their insular bigotry.
There seems to be a whinging Loser mentality and propaganda exhibited by the anti-Trump brigade that would surely not impress anyone capable of independent thought and who wishes to live in a free democracy.

Yeah, but how do you feel about that  ;D
-cranioscopical (March 16, 2018, 05:14 PM)

One doesn't like to say.    ;)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5501 on: March 16, 2018, 07:06 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5502 on: March 16, 2018, 11:12 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
That's terrific.  :Thmbsup:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5503 on: March 17, 2018, 09:44 AM »
You-weak-minded-fool.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5504 on: March 18, 2018, 12:40 PM »
More Tommy Cooper one-liners:

1. Two blondes walk into a building ........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...'

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day - but I couldn't find any.

5. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

6. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'
The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'.

7. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.

8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

9. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.  (for Americans "Hundreds & Thousands are what you call "Jimmies, or Rainbow Sprinkles)

10. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'

11. 'Doc I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. '
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual.'

12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him'
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's really heavy'

13. Guy goes into the doctor's. 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bottom.'
'How's that?'
'Don't you start.'

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.' The other one says 'So are you, you fat bastard!'

16. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

17. 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.'

18. A man walked into the doctor's, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places'
The doctor said, 'Well don't go there any more'

19. Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

Copied from: Tommy Cooper !!
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5505 on: March 18, 2018, 03:55 PM »
Copied from: Tommy Cooper !!

Just like that!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5506 on: March 19, 2018, 12:04 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5507 on: March 21, 2018, 10:13 PM »
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White cat loading - 90%

On the way to the Emerald City

If You Ever Feel Weak


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5508 on: March 22, 2018, 10:36 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5509 on: March 22, 2018, 11:12 AM »
WOW ! someone really painted this, copied from the famous cartoon series. !!

God save the cars.

Regards,

Anand

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5510 on: March 22, 2018, 10:30 PM »
He-Man and Skeletor have the time of their lives:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5511 on: March 23, 2018, 07:09 AM »
WOW ! someone really painted this, copied from the famous cartoon series. !!

God save the cars.

Regards,

Anand

+1 - Even with my dark sense of humor that's hard to laugh at. Clever yes, but damn ...(think it through much?)... Good way to get somebody killed.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5512 on: March 24, 2018, 12:52 AM »
As usual, Jonathan Pie nails it. Very droll. "It's a joke!"
As usual though, he seems to avoid addressing the causal problem - in this case, the cause of the PC culture change that enabled and pushed this ridiculous case into the courts in the first place.
From Spineless in Airdrie., where, if one were to look up a Scotsman's kilt, then one would nowadays apparently no longer see a pair.



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5514 on: April 05, 2018, 07:11 PM »
15 Jokes From the World's Oldest Jokebook.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

15 Jokes From the World's Oldest Jokebook

If you are looking for jokes older than Henny Youngman's, try the Philogelos where the jokes are at least 1500 years old.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5515 on: April 09, 2018, 03:47 PM »
Police, fed up with lingering cold weather, 'arrests' winter.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Police, fed up with lingering cold weather, 'arrests' winter


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5516 on: April 09, 2018, 06:02 PM »
Quite a good pun, under the (current) circumstances:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5517 on: April 09, 2018, 08:32 PM »
I rather like some of the humour displayed in FalloutNV:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5518 on: April 13, 2018, 10:55 AM »
Today is Friday the 13th. Don't watch any horror movies tonight. You may find out you are Freddy Krueger's twin brother.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5519 on: April 16, 2018, 12:52 PM »
Has anyone here tried Yoplait Whips & Chains?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5521 on: April 18, 2018, 10:06 AM »
^ those are hilarious!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5522 on: April 20, 2018, 04:42 PM »
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Does a ship of the desert have a lifeboat?


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If a law of physics is broken, does it make a sound?

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If a law of physics is broken, does it make a sound?
-Arizona Hot (Today at 11:46 AM)
Yes, but it travels at the speed of light, so your ears can't hear it...