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dantheman:
Why do women have cleaner minds than men?
They change theirs more often.

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Deozaan:
Why do women have cleaner minds than men?
They change theirs more often.
-dantheman (November 07, 2017, 07:36 AM)
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I liked this one and have shared it with a few people already. But I modified it slightly:

"Why do men have dirtier minds than women? Because women change theirs more often."

I feel this version of it makes it more evident that it's an equal opportunity offender of both genders and not just a dig at women. :P

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A pastor was busy tidying up in his private room on the second floor of the rectory of small country parish one day...
The phone rang loudly in his office on the first floor (no cell phones or portable ones in those days).
Mrs. Ouimet, the native French speaking house cleaning lady quickly ran over to answer the phone.
"Allo!"
"May i have a word with Father Bob?" -asked the caller.
"Juste un instant, he's busy, he's up on top of me!" -she replied in her best English.

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