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dantheman

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5425 on: November 07, 2017, 07:36 AM »
Why do women have cleaner minds than men?
They change theirs more often.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5426 on: November 12, 2017, 08:24 PM »
What was Cookie Monster like before he joined Cookies Anonymous?

What was Cookie Monster called before that?
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Sid

« Last Edit: November 13, 2017, 09:43 AM by Arizona Hot »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5427 on: November 13, 2017, 12:16 AM »
Why do women have cleaner minds than men?
They change theirs more often.

I liked this one and have shared it with a few people already. But I modified it slightly:

"Why do men have dirtier minds than women? Because women change theirs more often."

I feel this version of it makes it more evident that it's an equal opportunity offender of both genders and not just a dig at women. :P

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5428 on: November 13, 2017, 09:39 AM »
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« Last Edit: November 13, 2017, 11:05 AM by Arizona Hot »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5429 on: November 13, 2017, 02:17 PM »
A pastor was busy tidying up in his private room on the second floor of the rectory of small country parish one day...
The phone rang loudly in his office on the first floor (no cell phones or portable ones in those days).
Mrs. Ouimet, the native French speaking house cleaning lady quickly ran over to answer the phone.
"Allo!"
"May i have a word with Father Bob?" -asked the caller.
"Juste un instant, he's busy, he's up on top of me!" -she replied in her best English.
« Last Edit: November 14, 2017, 01:35 PM by dantheman »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5430 on: November 17, 2017, 09:55 PM »
The perfect shirt for geeks. And well, all busy parents, everywhere.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

The perfect shirt for geeks. And well, all busy parents, everywhere