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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5275 on: March 21, 2017, 04:04 AM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5281 on: March 24, 2017, 08:34 PM »
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25 Funny Pictures Of The Day   
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5282 on: March 25, 2017, 02:39 AM »
17 jokes that only smart people will really appreciate.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

17 jokes that only smart people will really appreciate

Everyone here is smarter than these jokes. Everyone!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5283 on: March 25, 2017, 02:24 PM »
17 jokes that only smart people will really appreciate

musn't be much fun if you dont understand any of them and have to read all the explanations. Which are so unfunny. Disclaimer: I had to read a couple of the explanations myself.

I enjoyed:

A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. The wife says, "Is it a boy or a girl?" The logician says, "Yes."

and
Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. A cop pulls him over and says, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg says, "No, but I knew where I was."
Tom

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5284 on: March 25, 2017, 04:56 PM »
@Arizona Hot:
17 jokes that only smart people will really appreciate
Everyone here is smarter than these jokes. Everyone!
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Could you please try to remember to put in some trigger warnings with jokes like that?
I was made to feel small/unintelligent and had feelings of inadequacy because I was unable to appreciate quite a few of those jokes on first reading and had to look up the explanations.
I wouldn't have read them in the first place if you had put a trigger warning up front that warned that the jokes may be excessively intellectually challenging for some readers and that the reader may feel dumb if he/she didn't "get" them, and thus I could have avoided the emotional stress which I needlessly experienced - not to mention that reading the explanations made them so unfunny (i.e., seeming to be not actually relevant humour for this thread), as pointed out by @tomos.
Thanks for helping to make this silly humour forum a safe space.    :Thmbsup:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5285 on: March 25, 2017, 08:42 PM »
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I Shoot People And Sometimes Cut Off Their Head

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A Little Hotel Humor To Make Your Stay More Hilarious
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5286 on: March 25, 2017, 08:43 PM »
Could you please try to remember to put in some trigger warnings with jokes like that?
I was made to feel small/unintelligent and had feelings of inadequacy because I was unable to appreciate quite a few of those jokes on first reading and had to look up the explanations.

I never knew I was that nerdy.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5287 on: March 25, 2017, 10:34 PM »
@Arizona Hot:
I never knew I was that nerdy.

My apologies. I did not mean to imply that you were excessively nerdy, or cause you to reflect on your self-image and be disturbed by unwanted thoughts that you might be demonstrating  behaviours of excessive nerdity. I'm sure you are just fine as you are.    ;)

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5288 on: March 27, 2017, 11:36 AM »
A Little Hotel Humor To Make Your Stay More Hilarious.png

You can bet they don't leave the key under there though.  :)


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5289 on: April 01, 2017, 09:23 PM »
WARNING: Math jokes without explanation.

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Seems about right

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Want to meet my new friend

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5290 on: April 01, 2017, 09:29 PM »
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Bush's Jelly Beans

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Plated perfume - find your new favorite fragrance

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Westworld Full-Body Snake Temporary Tattoo


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5292 on: April 02, 2017, 11:32 AM »
WARNING: Math jokes without explanation.

 ;D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Lottery Genie

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5294 on: April 04, 2017, 04:31 PM »
When I worked at IBM we all sat in these:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5295 on: April 04, 2017, 05:47 PM »
When I worked at IBM we all sat in these:
Vance Packard had much for which to atone.

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« Reply #5296 on: April 04, 2017, 06:18 PM »
When I worked at IBM we all sat in these:
Vance Packard had much for which to atone.

-cranioscopical (April 04, 2017, 05:47 PM)

I just checked Wiki.  Quite an interesting spread of publications from the man.  Not to mention them naming an automobile after him!  :)

I was trying to go for "cubicle" with the pic.  Unfortunately I'm not a photoshop kind of guy to do it myself.  :)


That reminds me.. when they moved us from 2 man offices to the cubicles I told the Team Leader(tm) that they weren't taking the principle far enough.  What should happen is each worker be issued a golf cart type of battery powered gizmo.  The desk, PCs, and all that is incorporated.  All that's needed to change to another venue is to drive up to a plug-in station.  There is a modular connector with all power, network and phone connections.  The individual just drives up and plugs in.  No "hitting the ground running" as (s)he is already "on a roll" as soon as reporting for work.  The Team Leader enjoyed my scenario.  The guy definitely had a sense of humor.  :)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5297 on: April 04, 2017, 10:36 PM »
@MilesAhead:
When I worked at IBM we all sat in these:
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Yo no comprendo. Sorry to seem obtuse, but what the heck is in that picture?
I have no idea what I am supposed to be looking at, or for in that picture - no cultural reference point.

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« Reply #5298 on: April 05, 2017, 06:48 AM »
@MilesAhead:
When I worked at IBM we all sat in these:
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Yo no comprendo. Sorry to seem obtuse, but what the heck is in that picture?
I have no idea what I am supposed to be looking at, or for in that picture - no cultural reference point.


See my previous post in this thread.


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« Reply #5299 on: April 05, 2017, 12:53 PM »
OIC. Ruddy heck. You really were only referring to "cubicles" then!?
How disappointing!
Just shows how one's imagination can lead one astray when one starts looking for an assumed hidden meaning that might not actually be there in the first place.

I saw the cube/cubicle bit, but that seemed a kinda obvious and awkward pun, so I dismissed the idea that you were referring to that and I instead then focused on finding any obscured/hidden messages in the picture. (Oh good! A puzzle!)

The most obvious were the repetitive words displayed on a slant - "motion elements" - accompanied by the little cube/square symbols, visible through the ice blocks. What the heck were they? They were all quite unfamiliar to me. What did they refer to? Was the slant relevant? That all completely threw me. I just couldn't see the relevance or hidden meaning/significance in/of that. I was doing duckgo searches that came up with stuff that made matters worse and I started to think it was all very ambiguous and subtle.    :-[
 
So, in the end, I presumed that it must have been just too subtle for me to "get" because it was probably alluding to some important and peculiar American IT corporate-cultural cross-reference which I was ignorant of (had not come across before) - 'cos you had wrote "...when they moved us from 2 man offices to the cubicles..." and I thought that could have thus been referring to something that immediately pre-dated office cubicles in the US and that was beyond my ken (I saw nothing special/unusual in 2-man offices). So I just couldn't see the hidden meaning which I had imagined had to be there. I resigned myself to the fact that, obviously, I just "couldn't keep up" with the joke you were making.   :-[

Good job I don't take myself too seriously. I usually find my mistakes quite amusing, and educational - after I have finished kicking myself for going down the wrong path.

I was thinking about this - how one's mind can confuse itself - when I was helping my daughter with her "computer science" studies homework tonight. She's writing her first computer program - it's in Python 3, with which I was not familiar.    :o
I was having to learn the rules and syntax by implication, as she didn't have a reference manual and was just using an online Python code editor/interpreter on a trial-and-error basis. So it was edit, run, stop on error. It would spit out the errors progressively, incrementally and individually (one at a time), stopping at each error and waiting for you to correct that (edit) before it moved on to the next error (run again from the beginning), and so on. Painfully tedious and confusing, but potentially instructive if one understood the need to  to focus on being pedantic and trying to understand the hidden/implicit logic (grammar) of the language being parsed.

Though I learned from @cranioscopical's comment (above) that Vance Packard was perobably to blame for the invention of the office cubicle concept, I still don't know what the "motion elements" and the accompanying little symbols were referring to, in the picture.    :D
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