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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5150 on: September 09, 2016, 07:34:23 AM »
http://appleplugs.com/

> Apple Plug isn't just a pristine product. It's an essential part of showing others who you are.

 :-* :D
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5151 on: September 09, 2016, 10:36:41 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5152 on: September 09, 2016, 05:35:46 PM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5153 on: September 10, 2016, 03:02:54 PM »
This is how every error message should be represented:
https://httpstatusdogs.com/

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5154 on: September 10, 2016, 07:34:47 PM »
This is how every error message should be represented:
https://httpstatusdogs.com/

Most of those were pretty good. :Thmbsup:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5155 on: September 10, 2016, 07:54:06 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5156 on: September 15, 2016, 11:48:40 AM »
Apple earPods commercial (from Conan O'Brien)

http://i.imgur.com/zKeqQRV.gifv

earpods.png

The earpods have fallen out of their ears... and the dog has had several expensive snacks.

A lot funnier in context.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5157 on: September 15, 2016, 01:54:23 PM »
18 Craziest Objects Animals Have Eaten.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

18 Craziest Objects Animals Have Eaten


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5158 on: September 16, 2016, 11:07:07 AM »
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5159 on: September 16, 2016, 02:23:13 PM »
^ROFLMAO :Thmbsup:

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5160 on: September 16, 2016, 07:54:17 PM »
I don't see the horsie tail on the subwoofer.  :o
vi vi vi - editor of the beast

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5161 on: September 16, 2016, 08:01:41 PM »
You can tell it's not a real product because the Apple logo is so small.

Also, gives new nightmares to:

http://appleplugs.com/


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5162 on: September 17, 2016, 05:15:44 PM »
Lay's Orange Juice & Toothpaste.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  Lay's Chocolate-Covered chips.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Lay's Orange Juice & Toothpaste Chips

Lay's Chocolate-Covered chips

Links in the archive are in the picture comments. 12 other flavors there plus these.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5163 on: September 26, 2016, 03:39:17 PM »
Here's a silly way to announce a new feature:



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5164 on: September 27, 2016, 01:01:02 PM »
How's Your Day Going 16.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Your morning chuckle 3.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Some pictures from email. More in the archives below. No source links, this is email.




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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5166 on: October 10, 2016, 01:10:12 PM »
Email humor from our robot overlords.

Can you cry under water?
 

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
 

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?  Where's that extra penny going to?
 

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
 

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
 

What disease did cured ham actually have?
 

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
 

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
 

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
 

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
 

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway..
 

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
 

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
 

 
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
 

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
 

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
 

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
 

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
 

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
 

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
 

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
 
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
 
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
 
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
 
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
 
If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
 
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
 
Is there ever a day that mattresses
Are not on sale?
 

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
 
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
 
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
 

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
 
 

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5167 on: October 11, 2016, 01:00:57 PM »
Rattlesnake ice cream has a bite.
Puffer fish ice cream is blown out of proportion.
Solipsists talk to  themselves.
I would like to get a second opinion before becoming a solipsist.
If you were dying, would you accept a brain transplant into a zombie body?
Can I turn you into a solipsist?
Would you like a solipsist's kiss?
Would you like to contribute to a solipsist's wiki?

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5168 on: October 16, 2016, 05:27:21 PM »
true story - I never use that lame word 'belated' on a greeting card; instead, I just add the following byline; This card isn't late, it's super early for next year. :)

Okay, here's a film-noir joke; Why did the gentleman name his daughter 'Ginger'? Answer; Because he had an evil sister named 'Nausea', and Ginger stops Nausea.  8)
"This is the best bad idea we have, sir. By far." (cf. 'Argo'.)
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5169 on: October 21, 2016, 05:16:13 PM »


BAD HOMBRES, ''NASTY WOMEN'' (ft. Weird Al Yankovic)

I have a YouTube parody of "I've got you, babe" featuring Cher(really), but I'm putting it in the Basement. Look there and you will find out why.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5170 on: October 23, 2016, 07:51:13 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5171 on: October 24, 2016, 04:51:23 AM »
tech support?

http://imgur.com/a/5MIK9

I couldn't control myself  :D :D :D

At least they packed it properly.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5172 on: October 25, 2016, 05:10:44 PM »
What would happen if you let a bunch of people build an(y) Ikea furniture while they are on drugs.?

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you.... Hikea.!

 

Let's RoLL!

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5174 on: October 30, 2016, 09:35:09 PM »
Why did the chickens cross the road?
Because they were coming home to roost.  8)
"This is the best bad idea we have, sir. By far." (cf. 'Argo'.)