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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5125 on: August 02, 2016, 06:22:10 AM »
This one cracked me up:

Reluctant Dad Drafts Hilarious Contract For Kids Who Want Dog
http://distractify.c...ant-dad-dog-contract

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Most likely the first thing the dog will poop on is that contract.  :)

Edit:  But speaking of dog slobber, my brother had a Boston Terrier who was telepathic.  When he wanted to lick your hand he looked up at your face.  If you wanted your hand licked he would do so.  But if you didn't he would put his mouth near your hand and just lick his lips.  Sort of like a "Hollywood Kiss."  :)

Edit2:  The picture below is not Biff, my brother's dog.  Just a reasonable facsimile.  :)



« Last Edit: August 02, 2016, 12:18:31 PM by MilesAhead, Reason: forgot to put a smiley :) »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5126 on: August 02, 2016, 03:25:55 PM »
Does this dress make me look fat.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    I'n not fat...I'm just a little Husky.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

These are Google Images pictures. So they are the biggest available(probably). I needed a link, so I took the first medium-sized one, but not the biggest.

I'n not fat...I'm just a little Husky
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5127 on: August 06, 2016, 10:49:09 AM »
Internet zombies.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Internet zombies

The reason this happens is because there is a zombie virus online and if you aren't careful, you get infected.

Zombies hate fast food.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Images tagged ''zombies''
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5128 on: August 06, 2016, 09:09:26 PM »
Dye-it.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]  Profane gas.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Dye-it                                  Profane gas



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5129 on: August 14, 2016, 08:53:03 PM »
finally some movie merchandise I might actually buy


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5130 on: August 17, 2016, 11:22:46 PM »
Mom Leaves Incredibly Detailed Parenting Instructions for Her Weekend Away From Home

http://www.pleated-j...kend-away-from-home/

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5131 on: August 18, 2016, 12:51:23 PM »
The Best (Read - Worst) Of Walmart .jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Have you seen anyone like this in Wal-mart? There are 16 pictures in the archive which I didn't post individually for obvious reasons. There are other pictures at the link below.

The Best (Read: Worst) Of Walmart



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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5132 on: August 19, 2016, 05:37:29 PM »
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25 hysterical notes students left behind for their teachers


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5133 on: August 23, 2016, 12:03:24 PM »
Curious flock to KFC's fried-chicken scented sunscreen.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Curious flock to KFC's fried-chicken scented sunscreen

But if you use it, you may get unexplainable urges to cross a road. You can use it if you want to attract cannibals.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5135 on: August 23, 2016, 04:25:43 PM »
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Curious flock to KFC's fried-chicken scented sunscreen

This is not a new idea. Back in 2008, Burger King released Whopper-scented cologne.

To twist it around another way, at many fairs and seaside resorts it is considered haute cuisine to cook things in beer.  So why not just crack open a beer and smear it all over yourself? 
( Edit: Deozaan it didn't occur to me until later this reads like I am suggesting you personally should slather beer upon your person.  I meant fad follower people generally.  )

Perhaps it will keep the mosquitoes away?  :)  (  Edit: Not likely.  More likely to attract black flies  )   :)



coors.pngsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5136 on: August 23, 2016, 06:51:08 PM »
What does a funeral home do if a coffin falls out the back while being transported to the cemetery?

Spoiler
They rehearse it.


Have you heard about the Marine cafeteria worker who was discarged?

Spoiler
He could take it, but he couldn't dish it out.


Or the other Marine food worker who was discharged?

Spoiler
His mess hall was too neat.

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5137 on: August 26, 2016, 01:41:47 AM »
I figured we could use a silly-picture thread here, so post whatever you got :)

In 1976 both Tennis Girl and Star Wars were being 'filmed'. Mark Hamill himself likes the combination...:


13151039_1336745996341989_298852022_n.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

-click to enlarge (1080x1080 pixels).

https://www.instagram.com/hamillhimself/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_Girl

in 1985 a boy named Calvin was born, and soon he was imitating his parents:

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-click to enlarge (640x640 pixels).
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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5139 on: August 31, 2016, 01:11:01 PM »
20 HILARIOUS WINDSHIELD NOTES YOU HAVE TO SEE2.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    20 HILARIOUS WINDSHIELD NOTES YOU HAVE TO SEE 3.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

20 HILARIOUS WINDSHIELD NOTES YOU HAVE TO SEE


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5140 on: September 04, 2016, 11:26:30 PM »
This is pretty great:


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5141 on: September 04, 2016, 11:45:14 PM »
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Curious flock to KFC's fried-chicken scented sunscreen

This is not a new idea. Back in 2008, Burger King released Whopper-scented cologne.

I think people have been covering themselves in oil and frying like chickens, for even longer than that, but now they can actually smell like it, instead of coconut.  :D

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5142 on: September 04, 2016, 11:56:40 PM »

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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5143 on: September 05, 2016, 09:14:02 AM »
For computer RPG players, RPGs then and now:
http://www.neatorama...3/RPGs-Then-And-Now/

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« Reply #5144 on: September 05, 2016, 05:15:51 PM »


Flight attendant's Looney Tunes landing announcement goes viral

Here Are 88 Absurd Signs That People Actually Created. #2.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Here Are 88 Absurd Signs That People Actually Created. #3.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Here Are 88 Absurd Signs That People Actually Created. #18 Is Just Ridiculous!


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5145 on: September 05, 2016, 07:34:11 PM »
Some of these are twitter-posted jokes are truly inspired:

http://www.pleated-j...yone-should-read-88/


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5146 on: September 06, 2016, 07:50:24 AM »
Comical Photos From Superstores 2.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]    Comical Photos From Superstores 4.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

Comical Photos From Superstores

Enough of Wal-mart people already?  There are 14 other pictures in the archive below, if you aren't.


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Re: silly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]
« Reply #5147 on: September 08, 2016, 06:49:55 PM »
Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]     Did I wake up in a parallel universe.jpgsilly humor - post 'em here! [warning some NSFW and adult content]

April Fools and miscellaneous humor. Links in the picture comments.




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« Reply #5148 on: September 09, 2016, 02:40:47 AM »
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